DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Here is my own personal quote..(Came up with it myself:D ) "The words women and problems are synonyms." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 From my sig “One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Heres the only quote of mine that I can ever remember: "The emu has feelings." Dont bother asking what it means. I have no clue how I came up with it or why I said it. Edit: Oh and my favorite quote I said once is: "Stealing is just borrowing without returning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 "Don't be stupid, and things will work out." That's one of my favs. another one(this one is more comical then serious) "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't get him to drink.......unless you push the bastard in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. -Wayne Dyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Break_dF Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 "If Jesus was actually a leftist then why do so many churches consider masturbation a sin?" Ehh...just thought of it...btw, I don't appreciate your rude comments about whorses, Obi-animalhater-wan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Yoda85 Here is my own personal quote..(Came up with it myself:D ) "The words women and problems are synonyms." Don't let Darth Yoda85's skillful manipulation of the English language deceive you. He is most certainly offering some sort of insult here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Yoda85 Here is my own personal quote..(Came up with it myself:D ) "The words women and problems are synonyms." hehe I lay claim to the thread that produced this great quote. I have one "Oh ish". I know it doesnt sound like much but now everyone in my school says it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 Damn those are some good quotes...they're all original right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 *quietly backs off as he notices how good everyone elses quotes are* Reborn Outcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 lifes like a box o choccies ... i get the crap bits too many x chromosomes spoils the primordial soup and others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 "If y equals z, z equals x,and x equals a...ah hell,I need to kill something..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by leXX Don't let Darth Yoda85's skillful manipulation of the English language deceive you. He is most certainly offering some sort of insult here. OMG...you know, I wish I could just have a nice threaf without her commenting about it in a negative way. I'm not trying to insult anybody. Damn, back off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 A threaf, huh? Anyway, let's refrain from using quotes that *might* offend others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Yoda85 OMG...you know, I wish I could just have a nice threaf without her commenting about it in a negative way. I'm not trying to insult anybody. Damn, back off. Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were insulting women again! I must have been mistaken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Ok i'm beginning to fell kinda weird that my thread produced that quote. I'm sure that Darth meant no offense, just a quote that was meant to be funny (but not offensive) for another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 No, you see I dont insult women. But talking seriously, I came up with it in a previous thread entitled "Girl Problems" or something like that. So I decided to combine the 2 words into a humorous quote. Thats all. I'm sorry if I offended you. I think there's been enough bad blood between us so lets just get along. What do you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Not mine, but very good: "People spend far too much time getting others to notice them, instead of noticing others." - something like that anyway. A quote of mine: "The past is tomorrow, the future is yesterday, today is a mirror - to progress is to reflect the past, to delve into the past is to read the future, the present is inexistant, but a mirror." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Skywalker Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Cjais A quote of mine: "The past is tomorrow, the future is yesterday, today is a mirror - to progress is to reflect the past, to delve into the past is to read the future, the present is inexistant, but a mirror." You made that yourself... wow thats very good. I wish I could do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Come on guys. Play nice. Hmmm......... lets see "The boy has quick reflexes, it's a beaner trait" Nothing bad meant by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Reborn Outcast You made that yourself... wow thats very good. I wish I could do that. It's rubbish, I needed a quote of my own, so I made it up on the spot... Now, here's the real quote: "You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you." - Dale Carnegie. EDIT - another: "The people and circumstances around me do not make me what I am, they reveal who I am." - Dr. Laura Schlessinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 Another one by me: "Tomorrow is deceiving..for it is always awaited and never shows up because just as the day is over, its today all over again. Tomorrow never comes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 "I knew it! im sorounded by ass holes" - Dark Helmet "WTF?" - The world will never know "People who want to ban guns outa be shot" - a bumpersticker "She's gone from suck to blow" - Cornel Sanders "You will Refer to me as idiot, not captin" - Lone Starr "Your depriving some poor village of there idiot" - another bumpersticker "IT WASNT ME!!!!!!" - that guy on rocketman a few up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 Wow...thats a lot of quotes...nice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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