Kain Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 why i hate santa clause and my theory as to why he is the devil first, the name. Santa is Satan spelled all wrong. And clause? CLAWS!!! Satan's Claws!! HAHA!!! And the red coat? How is Lucifer depected? RED!!! And the elves. they never define elves. so how do we know they're not dark elves? evil little buggers. and he knows when ur sleeping, awake, bad or good. STALKER!! and he comes down fireplaces? why dosent the fire burn him? cuz he SPAWNS FROM THE FIRE!! and flying reindeer? sounds like some deer got possessed. and rudolph's nose? burning with hellfire and brimstone! in conclusion, the spirit of Santa is no more then an embodiment of Satan. p.s. Happy Holidays from all of us in NWO and MWO NWO - North West Ohio MWO - Mosher's World Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 O...kay... :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Originally posted by MydnightPsion first, the name. Santa is Satan spelled all wrong. And clause? CLAWS!!! Satan's Claws!! HAHA!!! [Probably alteration of Dutch Sinterklaas, from Middle Dutch Sinterclaes, St. Nicholas : sint, saint (from Middle Dutch, from Old French saint. See saint) + heer, lord; see mynheer + claes(short for Niclaes, Nicholas).] And the red coat? How is Lucifer depected? RED!!! If you knew that the filipin' heck you where yapping about, you would know that Lucifer was said to be the most beatiful of all angels, the king of music. And the elves. they never define elves. so how do we know they're not dark elves? evil little buggers. They? define "they" and also define elves. and he knows when ur sleeping, awake, bad or good. STALKER!!my pitty level for you just hit the 10.0 mark and he comes down fireplaces? why dosent the fire burn him? cuz he SPAWNS FROM THE FIRE!! The story behind the fireplace is that all your doors and windows are locked and flying reindeer? sounds like some deer got possessed. Or they got Blessed and rudolph's nose? burning with hellfire and brimstone! or the light of christ and the love of God in conclusion, the spirit of Santa is no more then an embodiment of Satan. A man that gave all his money, all his time and love to people who didnt have anything? you call that satan? P.S Happy Holidays from ZDawg and friends P.S.S And the true story behind "Santa" The true story of Santa Claus begins with Nicholas, who was born during the third century in Patara, a village in what is now Turkey. His wealthy parents, who raised him to be a devout Christian, died in an epidemic while Nicholas was still young. Obeying Jesus' words to "sell what you own and give the money to the poor," Nicholas used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering. He dedicated his life to serving God and was made Bishop of Myra while still a young man. Bishop Nicholas became known throughout the land for his generosity to the those in need, his love for children, and his concern for sailors and ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 I'm guessing you either had a bad experience with Santa as a child, or else you got a lump of coal in your stocking this year. Either way, happy holidays from the other guy in red, Darth Groovy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Looks like someone had to many sugar cookies late at night... I'm not gonna rip your story apart, but it makes no sense for Satan to be nice to everyone Well, happy holidays anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Are you that guy who rented a bomb shelter during Christmas last year to escape from the holidays? Of course, that guy did eventually come out a couple days before Christmas because he missed his ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 >slaps j00< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 25, 2002 Author Share Posted December 25, 2002 jus a lil holiday fun. i dont believe in my theories anymore than i believe in Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJackal Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Santa sports red because Coca Cola gave him the color during a advertisement pitch. This is true. Before Santa Claus had a brown cloathing... sorta normal. But once Coke addopted his image for a holiday campaign they gave him a slightly different look. People liked it so much that it stuck. and its true. this is not BS. i fergot which network or who did the Cola Wars, but there was a whole series dedicated to Pepsi and Cola. And part of it was Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 *COUGH*paranoid*COUGH* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Too much xfiles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Yeah thanks, Mulder. The truth is out there, but its sure not here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 30, 2002 Author Share Posted December 30, 2002 i hate people without senses of humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 If this is a joke then write j/k at the end or something. But this is really werid. I seen some sick things in my life but I'm confused how you thought this up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 It was alitttle easy to find out it was a joke. He did put Happy Holidays at the end, which sort of gave it away.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 You have a creative imagination. I like that. Plus, that was the funniest thing I've read this month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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