CaptainRAVE Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Please post your favourite Star Wars jokes . Before you ask, I've never really had a good one, but I did find this one on the internet which I quite liked..."What does Chewbacca do when he goes home? Make Wookiee with his wife!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 well, "tainting the wookie" is a term for youknowwhat;) i like these: (little things that could have changed the galaxy) "A city? Can you take us there?" "On second thought, no, not really, no." "Oh, ok. Never mind, then." "No pod is worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." "The boy, then." "Fat chance, outlander." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Some owman once wrote into a radio show with a list of lines of dialogue she believed to be highly siggestive. The only one i can remember is: Biggs to Luke during Battle of Yavin - 'Luke, at that speed, are you sure you can pull out in time?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 The one in my sig... Q. How do Master Jedi Literature teachers say farewell to their students? A. Metaphors be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 I love that comic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Maybe I didnt get it, but I honestly think it makes no sense.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutoCept Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Best joke? Mmm something about Padme's pants, can't post it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 @ biggs and luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Glorfindel Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 OOO GLOWSTICK LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 i heard this one, it was in a star wars book, but i remember it always: Q: how many stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. one to do it, and the other to shoot him and take the credit for it. or Q: why does a TIE fighter scream? A: because it wants its mother ship! uber lol. well..they actually aren't that funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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