Surfnshannon Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 I thought of a game we might play after reading about the man who tried to sell his family on Ebay. And some pop up ad came up and showed me a pic of this! A beanie Jawa. So my challenge to you in this game is to find the "strangest" or "funniest" or "useless" or "why the hell would anyone buy this" thing you can find someone selling on Ebay. Post its picture or description but I think Pictures would be a heck of a lot funnier. Alright...on to the posting... The ad for the pic below is "ONE USELESS CAT" Starting bid is 1.99 Want him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Here is a weird one... You are bidding on a "Stupid Cupid" beanbag Valentine Greeting. "Nothin' cutesy, Nothin' quaint, Lovey-Dovey, this guy ain't". Just drop him, throw him or slam him and he'll give you a Valentine greeting. Who comes up with this stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 MINING BAGS FULL OF UNCUT GENUINE DIAMONDS! I have several old mining bags full of real diamonds! They belonged to my Family Estate When I looked at them I found these bags full of rough diamonds, aquamarine, amethysts, rubies, sapphires and emeralds! My family had a lot of land in Brazil and I know they used to mine for diamonds and precious stones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 ok, I don't mean to be dominating this thread...but I found this and just had to post the link to it... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33917&item=2905387002 description & pictures tell the whole story edit: even worse! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15669&item=2802849864 I gotta stop doing this...I'm finding stuff too fast....and, frankly, it scares me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Nitrous powered, Liquid Cooled Goped FAST ’83 Datsun (Nissan) Sentra with Wooden Body Kit! 727 Airplane Home or Bar - Hurricane Proof Rare Early Miocene Camel Toe Bone, Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Those are funny Rhett. I wooden body kit. lol that was so **cking funny. The Airplane houses also look funny too. I think it's a jip since the company is called Max Power. That name ring a bell to anyone? It was Homer Simpson's alias one time in the show. lol That is so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 ROFL!!!!! An airplane home???? A bag full of diamonds....it looks lika sack of potatoes...and Just wat I want to bid on....a t-shirt that has apparently been worn before!!! LOL I'll look for some more! This stuff is insane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 One of the people in my dorm once bid on a "Small Chinese Boy With No Family and Excellent Cooking Skills". They took that off of eBay of course, but it was really funny when he printed a picture of the bid and posted it on his door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Thank goodness for the, Buy It Now feature. *pats little Yoshi on the head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2906351372 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 O.K. Sure I want to pay some one's bills and get into debt myself. What kind of stupid people do they think we are. That is just low. I think I have more to offer than that,I atleast have some skills. Damn dead beats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 sweet guys... i still cant get over that bag of diamonds lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Snow Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 I think I'll buy the Chinese boy and give him the 75000$ debt. *Is seriously running out of breath from laughing too hard,,, IS WHEEZING!!* That's what happens when you get less than 7 hours sleep a night and it's 12:30 AM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 I've only slept a whole seven hours in the last three days! I giggle when I breathe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 I got up a 5am to be at work at 6 to get off at 3 (that's 9 hours, for those who can't help but do the math)...this after my first week of my last semester of college (internship over the summer is required, so I'll be gaduated from collage in Aug)...I'm hungry right now, but it'll be 45 minutes until my steak gets here...must have food....OO! Oreos! *Cookie monster sounds emanate from Homer's general direction* edit: Maybe some music will help...hmm..what's this? Pink Floyd! Cool! I*snooooooooooore* [Explanation: While Homer really enjoys music by Pink Floyd, he has found it to be very relaxing and not something to listen to if you're tied or, say driving 3 hours home, by yourself, at 1:00 in the morning.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 Don't know, but there's this website that lets you buy property on the moon and promises NASA will recognize it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 this one isn't a stupid item, but it's an incredibly stupid thing to buy. it's info on how to get an x-box for $25. here are some quotes from the article: "What you are bidding on is the info you need to get this XBOX. Not The XBOX its self " "I know it sounds way to good to be true. But it is Ive seen it for my self and you can realy get a XBOX for only $25." "You have to see to belive. Its not a scam its lagit and you cant beat it. I will be sending you two sites the second one i like much more i get the items much faster but they are both good. BUy now for $6.95 there is no shipping I will email you as soon as I see you have paid JUST REMEMBER THIS IS THE INFO ONLY PLEASE............ " ok, like i'm gonna buy info from someone who has to beg and can't even spell "legit" right? although i'm not really one to talk a/b spelling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2907264384&category=1469 "THEY LOOD SO REAL..." My gosh...they're right! They lood so real!! I just can't believe how real they lood! Have you seen them? LOOD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fergie Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Homer http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2907264384&category=1469 "THEY LOOD SO REAL..." My gosh...they're right! They lood so real!! I just can't believe how real they lood! Have you seen them? LOOD!!! I saw those in a magazine except in the magazine you could get golf balls that looked like they hit the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 *shakes head* That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Notice that the paint chips EXACTLY the same way..... nobody's fooled. Moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 This I'd actually consider buying. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3107651848 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arreat Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 This is old school but for those of you who don't kow about this... Virtual items from diablo 2 expansion are being sold on ebay. Varyying from the crappiest such as this and the most 1337 yet hacked itesm such as this this occy stone of jordan and this truly hacked sc shownhere this charm is highyl hacked because a sc can only hold 1-3 dex and 3 str and can't hold 90 vit or ANY vit at all! it can only hold 20 life... and some people are WILLing to spend hundreds of dollars even on the most tiny-est things such asDUPE METHODS!! which can probably not work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 727 Airplane Home or Bar - Hurricane Proof I want one!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Normally I wouldn't give this a second thought, except for the fact that I found this under "art"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 That would feel nice down there. It can even double as a tiolet seat cover. It must be very warm. I wouldn't mind it if it did it's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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