Jaws Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Well , I thought we'd try and do something we used to do back in Norway when I was a kid .... we make a MI story , and we all add one word each .... (I'm full of games) just to get started : Deep in the Caribean , ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 I love this game! Of course, this is extreme spamming, but... what the heck? Actually, I'm gonna do a sentence instead. I think that's a lot more practical. A piratess by the name of Elaine Marley;) was beginning her swashbuckling run for governor of Melee Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 She was "running" under the slogan "when theres only one candidate , theres only one choice". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Although she wasn't sure whether that was catchy enough to get her voted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 Many a' night she lay pondering this qustion , until one night she was distracted by a ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 stupid wannabe-pirate whose name was GUybrush Threepnard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's me Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 They looked each other in the eyes and Guybrush said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 - "You havn't got any rope or glue or wodoo pins or a rubber chicken wth a pulley in the middle lying around do you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaws Posted February 3, 2003 Author Share Posted February 3, 2003 and she said ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 "That will be my new slogan! thanx peenard, by the way, do you know where i can find a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 voodoo anti-root? It's just that my ex has been bothered me a lot lately". Guybrush looked at her with a confused look on his face and said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 "I wanna be a pirate" elaine look at him and said "this seems to be the extent of your speech." gubyrush said, "someday i'll be a mighty pirate and all will perish. "that's great, say, you wouldn't happen to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 "how I could get you leave now? It's just that you seem quite mad and I've got things to do being a governor and all..." "fnugle..." said Guybrush "Excuse me?" "dnerg..." "What?" "flwwng..." "I see. I think I should call Fester and have you evicted don't you?" "fwarb... flinkle... sparmalade... gfffmt!" Guybrush then decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 break random objects laying around due to his anger, fueled by his inability to talk easily with a woman. elaine said "oh my god, you crazy psycho! get out of my house!" after guybrush leaves, she unzips her costume to reveal her true self: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack the Black Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 and Guybrush gasps. Elaine's true self was the ..... ..... .... the Voodoo Lady:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 The end this production was brought to you by Largo's Lynches, if it's not Largo's, it's not scumtastingly good. well, that was interesting, elaine is the voodoo lady. who'd have thunk it, so anyway, to completely change the subject, i was walking through the park one day-**!bang!** sorry about that, it seemed some guy decided to use my computer while i was on the can, got him though. okay, guybrush gasps as the voodoo lady is revealed, but there is only one problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 She has an unaccountable ability to generate and shed hundreds of pounds of weight in the blink of an eye. It was just then that guybrush realised he could use this fact to his advantage.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 but he still couldn't explain how he could see Elaine change into the Voodoo Lady from the other side of a closed door. Suddenly he realized... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 she must have a doppleganger!! Someone who looks, walks, talks, and feists just like the real Elaine Marely but was really, underneath the sensual exterior, nothing more nor less than a.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 flinghardy. quick as a flash, guybrush... ...looked this word up in the dictionary and then he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 ...decided that all this lallygagging was a pointless time. He resolved that it was time to get some serious pirating done. But how to start? What with the local ban on sea-faring due to the MYSTERIOUS SEA MISCREANT he wasn't able to leave the island. It occured to Guybrush that there was something amiss with the strange 'sea miscreant attacks', no one could ever give an adequate description of what it was but it seemed likely that it could be related to that even more mysterious affair from a couple of weeks ago. What was it again?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Guybrush consulted the mysterious and aptly named "Book of how to tell what a mysterious sea miscreant is". He swiftly turned to page76, and discovered a large and frightening picture of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 a pudgy sour little girl scout! oh, how he hated their little giggling antics and their stupid little cookies! complete frauds! guybrush then turns the page, seeking the escape of the horror of the girl scout picture. but to no avail, for on the next page, there lay an even more horrifyingly terrible picture of... *********************** UPDATE *********************** deep in the caribbean, a piratess by the name of elaine marley was beginning her swashbuckling run for governor of melee island. she was running under the slogan "when there's only one candidate, there's only one choice", although she wasn't sure whether that was catchy enough to get her voted. many a night, she lay pondering this question until one night, she was distracted by a stupid wannabe-pirate whose name was guybrush threepnard. they looked each other in the eyes and guybrush said, "you haven't got any rope or glue or wood pins or a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle laying around do you?" and she said, "that'll be my new slogan! thanks peenard, by the way, do you know where i can find a voodoo anti-root? it's just that my ex has been bothering me a lot lately. guybrush looked at her with a confused look on his face and said, "i wanna be a pirate." elaine looked at him and said, "this seems to be the extent of your speech." guybrush said, "someday i'll be a mighty pirate and all will perish." "that's great. say, you wouldn't happen to know how i could get you to leave now? it's just that you seem quite mad and i've got things to do being a governor and all..." "fnugle..." said guybrush. "excuse me?" "dnerg..." "what?" "flwwng..." "i see. i think i should call fester and have you evicted, don't you?" "fwarb... flinkle... sparmalade... gfffmt!" guybrush then decided to break random objects laying around due to his anger, fueled by his inability to talk easily with a woman. elaine said, "oh my god, you crazy psycho! get out of my house!" after guybrush leaves, she unzips her costume to reveal her true self: and guybrush gasps. elaine's true self was the... voodoo lady! there is only one problem... she has an unaccountable ability to generate and shed hundreds of pounds in the blink of an eye. it was just then that guybrush realized he could use this fact to his advantage, but he still couldn't explain how you see elaine change into the voodoo lady from the other side of a closed door. suddenly he realized... she must be a doppleganger!! someone who looks, walks, talks, and feists just like the real elaine marley but was really, underneath the sensual exterior, nothing more nor less than a flinghardy. quick as a flash, guybrush looked this word up in the dictionary. he then decided that all his lollygagging was a waste of time. he resolved that it was time to get some serious pirating done. but how to start? what with the local ban on sea-faring due to the mysterious sea miscreant, he wasn't able to leave the island. it occured to guybrush that there was something amiss with the strange 'sea miscreant attacks', no one could ever give an adequate description of what it was, but it seemed likely that it could be related to that even more mysterious affair from a couple of weeks ago. what was it again? guybrush consulted the mysterious and aptly named "book of how to tell what a mysterious sea miscreant is". he swiftly turned to page 76, and discovered a large and frightening picture of a pudgy sour little girl scout! oh, how he hated their little giggling antics and their stupid little cookies! complete frauds! guybrush then turns the page, seeking the escape of the horror of the girl scout picture. but to no avail, for on the next page, there lay an even more horrifyingly terrible picture of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 ...the spring 1679 leprocy sufferers underwear catalogue - with models! ick. Guybrush threw down the book in disgust and decided to seek information elsewhere, surely this miscreant/girl-scout/terror of the deep must have some weakness which could be exploited? It suddenly came to him in a flash, of course! There was one man on the island who would have intimate knowledge of such a beast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 ...but unfortnately he was dead. Instead Guybrush found himself wandering about outside the Fabulous Hook Isle when he suddenly heard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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