Nitro Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 I think Patrick Stewart said it best... However, I'm not talking about anything Star Trek related. That's right, kids... Dear old Nitro's getting engaged! Now for the story: She's been in Ontario for a year, but she's coming back to go to UNB next year, and since I just recently discovered they offer film, and (post-tuition-hike) for less than Dal, I'm going too... We were talking a few nights ago, and after not having seen each other for so long, we figured the only way to prevent an onslaught of bastard children was to get hitched... It started as a joke, but we got to thinking, and as things stand now, if we still feel like we do now come next christmas, we'll both have shiny new engagement rings to show mommy and daddy over the holidays, and a bit of travelling (to meet the folks) to do... See, she's originally from Ontario, so that's where her family is. Hellooooooo long drive! Anyway, break out the balls and chains boys, cause old Nitro's about to join the NTAH (Nagged To All Hell) Club. TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!
GUNNER Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 Well congradulations you old hound dog you. When do we get to see some pictures of this chick.
Jem Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 CONGRATS MAN! I'd create an extreme marquee for the occasion but you know how HTML is off... Anyways, Congrats. UNB? You mean University Of New Brunswick?
Nitro Posted January 25, 2003 Author Posted January 25, 2003 I'd have pics already, but my scanner just doesn't want to work. Been trying to fix it since August... And yes, Jem... UNB = University of New Brunswick.
Jem Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 Cool, I might be going to New Brunswick this summer.
Nitro Posted January 25, 2003 Author Posted January 25, 2003 What part? And if you do, let me know in advance... I'll try and make a run out from Moncton to see ya. You'd be the fist forumer I met IRL.
edlib Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 Nitro engaged?!? Scary. What is the world coming to these days anyways?!? Congrats!
Kylilin Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 Nice job...I just got engaged last November...so welcome to the club...
Nitro Posted January 25, 2003 Author Posted January 25, 2003 I thought it was you, Kylilin... Wasn't sure, though. And Niner, I'll have pics when I can find someone with a scanner I can use... Which could be a while. Everyone I know has digital cameras instead of scanners... Well, aside from my ex-girlfriend... The one I really can't stand.
Gold leader Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 Man I hate tequila! Congratulations anyway!!! Can't believe it, the tasteless-pizzagirl-and-seamen-jokes guy is planning to get married... Perhaps it makes the world a safer place after all
Keyan Farlander Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 That's great. I'll be getting married soon myself. Well, soon after I get engaged, anyway. Well, of course we have to date for little while, though. I actually still have to ask her out, really. And also, I don't even know who I'm talking about. I'm so lonely...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 25, 2003 Posted January 25, 2003 *takes 5 shots, straight, in a row* well, i'll be... i failed! I siad, YA KNOW WHTA!! TO HELL!! I'mmma goonna get hitched beeeforr NITROU.....I saids to myself.... man..... *falls over drunk
Nute Gunray Posted January 26, 2003 Posted January 26, 2003 Originally posted by Keyan Farlander That's great. I'll be getting married soon myself. Well, soon after I get engaged, anyway. Well, of course we have to date for little while, though. I actually still have to ask her out, really. And also, I don't even know who I'm talking about. I'm so lonely... keyan stole my post.
Jem Posted January 26, 2003 Posted January 26, 2003 The secret is to remind yourself that this is how "a girl & you" evolve: At first they're like beautiful princesses: But then when you're caught in their web and can no longer escape they show their true form: And this is you: Once your head exploded you enter a phase of mental crazyness: And finally if you ever get over it you're left wondering how could you have been such a stupid baka moron:
Rogue Nine Posted January 26, 2003 Posted January 26, 2003 I better be invited to the big bachelor party thing.
Nitro Posted January 26, 2003 Author Posted January 26, 2003 Well, obviously... It's just not a party if it's not on Niner. *tries to look serious* And while it would be cool if our kids hooked up, if your boy doesn't have my little girl home at a decent hour, or so much as touches her before their married, I'll be forced to grab the shotgun.
Commander 598 Posted January 26, 2003 Posted January 26, 2003 Pfft, a shotgun! I thought I taught you all better than that! You can effectively blow someone's chest open from a long range with a Barret M82A1 or an Accuracy International AWM.
Nitro Posted January 26, 2003 Author Posted January 26, 2003 It was a shotgun wedding joke, dumbass. Kids these days...
Commander 598 Posted January 26, 2003 Posted January 26, 2003 Doesn't matter, we turn it into a .50 BMG wedding joke.
Rogue Nine Posted January 26, 2003 Posted January 26, 2003 Eh, he'll have her home at a good time. Besides, We'd probably be shooting the breeze at the house waiting for them.
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