Sam Fisher Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: Because you are ghey..... A: Are you sick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Hèkx Nòxú Answer: None of them. OH COME ON!!! A)Cause he thinks it is cool probably. Q) OK here is the question again. Would you rather pee out a marble or poop out a softball? Neither is NOT an option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: Poop out a marble. Q: Who would? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Q: I already did. It's in the Smithsonian. A: Where DON'T babies come from? Uranus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Answer: Bill Gates' pocket. Question: Where do monkeys come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echuu Shen-Jon Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: From the micro-organisms! Q: Where do Microsoft come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: From Microsoftness Diper co. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Since there was no question asked, I will do it.... Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, IF a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Answer: Two chunks of Mahogany. Question: Wooded door or wooden go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: None Q: Do you have a Tornado Safe Bed? P.S. Sorry about no question on my last post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: No Tornadoes here, only Cyclones, will it work on them? They spin the opposite way?????? Q: Does red go faster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: Yup, hence the phrase Crimson tide. Q: Does a one legged duck swim in circles? If he had a wood leg, would he swim backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: Maybe Q: Are you a pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echuu Shen-Jon Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: Yup, you better watch yourself! Q: What kind of internet do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: The kind where I can go online Q: What is a belly button for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: It is a pressure valve just in case you eat pop rocks and drink soda at the same time. Q:Why do we eat cereal at any time of the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A: Cereal is an essential part of our morning meal we call "Breakfast." Q: Why do they call your morning meals "Breakfast" when you don't break something fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A) Cause you then make a break for the door pretty flaming fast to get to work/uni on time! Q) Will LEXX EVER tell us her code? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git_sum_stuka Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 NEVER! A)how come in South Korea,there's alot of fast food american restaurants and dunkin donuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 A: They want the taste of American food! Q: Was that answer necessary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git_sum_stuka Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 yes,sort of Q)What's the fastest thing in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTeddyPaul Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 A: Snow White running from a pissed off bunny. Q: Should I have white wine or red with my beer? BigTeddyPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git_sum_stuka Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 white A)Do people still burn witches today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 A. depends on where your from. Q. would you burn a witch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Only if it is evil. Q)How hot is lava? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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