Writer Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 You want lavish? I'll give you lavish!!!! *takes a coin from his pocket and tosses it from hand to hand* Here you go!! *throws the coin as hard as he can into Kain's mouth, causing him to choke on it* Lavish enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Um, I don't think he got the picture.........I'll do it now...... *Takes out a thick, sharp needle and throws it as if it were a dart aiming straight for the bulls-eye. Nails Kain in the head, and his right eye pops out.* Bulls-eye!!!!! Erm.....well....not really......but close enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 I DEAD I DONT BREATH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Wilson returns.....part 17:the 17th return of wilson Stands up jasaon style and goes on to hack topshot up into itty bitty pieces. Which he then jumps up and down on. Serveral times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Knocks Wilson out of the air and stabs him while he's on the ground. "That's what you get for beating up a friend of mine!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 invokes powers of god, and brings forth an anal butt monkey from wildjedi. causeing extreme pain. And sends it back for even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 "Being a little harsh, there, aren't we?" Wildjedi says. Takes his magic finger and pokes both Wilson's eyes out at the same time. "HEHEHEHEHE!! You can't see me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 *Invokes the powers of Hephaestus, god of the forge, and a huge hammer of immense strength falls from the sky and onto Kain. Kain remains unharmed.* Ah, poopy! *takes out a patch of garlic cloves, then wraps them around his right arm and holds a crucifix in front himself.* Back! Back, I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 *Stuffs a spoon into topshot's mouth and he got choked* *uses a long metal stick and hits, Kain with hit on the head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 *Takes precise aim and spits the spoon at Crow's left eye.* Gag me with a spoon, will you? *Stabs his Soul Edge into Crow's stomach. The Soul Edge begins feeding off of Crow's soul energy, replenishing Topshot's health at the same time.* That'll teach yah not mess with supernatural forces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Supernatural forces? blablabla. *uses a very very sharp knife and stabs topshot's heart* *lots of blooding gushing out of topshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 *rips a pole out of the ground and goes Neo vs Smith on everyone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 *Flies into a brick wall, due to the kick received from Kain.* Gosh, when I meant supernatural forces, I REALLY meant supernatural forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Stardust Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 *Runs in chased by mob* Hey there people,I'm new at these forums. *Keeps running away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 *cracks Mack into the air, then bats him into topshot and continues going Neo vs Smiths on everyone here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 (Another one to sway to the Swamp Side. Oh goody! ) Ok, Mr. Lord-of-Nosgoth guy! That was uncalled for! j/k *Teleports just before Mack crushes into his already battered body. Takes out his sword and performs three quick slashes, invoking life-giving magic into the blade as well. All aimed at Kain.* Topshot (screams): The sword that gives life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 *cracks topshot with the pole in the head then swings the pole around and shatters his sword with it before jumping up(bullet time)and knocking topshot in the cranium with the pole* *still going Neo vs Smith* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 *picks up a ballzooka, and blasts topshot to the moon* bye bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 *creeps up on crow* *crow sees mist begin to swirl around his face* *before he can react, his head is twisted in a 120 degree angle backwards* *Kain solidifies and laughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Stardust Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 You dont want me to get medieval on your a$$! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Stardust Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 Is there social forum around or do I jsut have to wipe the floors with you ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 (Double posting, eh? Next time use the Edit button. Okay, Mack? ) *Takes out the good ol' 9 iron and prepares a hit.* FORE!!!!! *Sends Kain flying through the air.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 *stops about 2 inches off the ground and grabs the 9 iron* You little... *gets his trusty pole and cracks Mack in the face with it, sending him through a wall* *spins and uppercuts topshot into the air* *as topshot is going up, I jump up and start slapping him around with the pole before finally cracking him ontop of the skull and sending him into the cantina sub basement* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Sticks Kain in an airtight container with a thermal detonater in it and launches him into space. "Kaboom!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 *rips door off of chamber before it launches* *grabs wild's head and begins slamming it into a brick wall until it splatters all over the place* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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