Jaden Quade Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 *Staples the thermal detonator to Kain's pant's and runs for cover...* *Covered in guts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 *Puts a bomb into topshot's pants* Reason: Poo in yer pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 *Places the "Kick Me!" sign on Crow's back, while putting a thermal detonator in his pants.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 *turns into a flock of bats before the dentonator goes off* *reforms behind Jaden and snaps his neck& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 * too bad i changed the words to "kick topshot's butt!"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 *Heats up an ordinary kitchen knife to boiling temperature and places it on Crow's left arm.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 *luckily i placed a thick sheet if cloth on my arm* *picks up the knife and throws it at topshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 *Grabs the knife out of thin air while wearing a padded oven mitt. Takes out a Major League-authenticated base ball and throws it at Crow.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 *grabs topshots head, pulls it back and tears out his throat* Tee hee hee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 *Looks at torn out throat. Sees a piece of lasagna hanging off it. Luckily, he remained unharmed, due to an adamantium-laced skeletal system.* Oh! So that's where my garlic-spiced lasagna disappeared off to! *Disgustingly odor-ey garlic spores spread all over. A seering, painstakingly hot garlic spore sprouts into Kain's undead skin.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Uh...huh...still so typical...tsk tsk... *goes Magneto and tears out topshots adamantium lacing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Hah! It's actually coated with rubber bands, fool! Rubber repels anything that has to do with electricity, including magnetism! *Goes all-out Wolvie style and pierces Kain's armor.* *For some reason, he still feels the magnetic pull.* Blast it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 *splashes some water on topshot, then uses force lightning on him* (you know what will happen right?) water = good conductor of electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 *causes topshot in spontaniously combust and burn into a small pile of ashes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Kain *causes topshot in spontaniously combust and burn into a small pile of ashes* Hey its like those stuff they show on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 ...what are you talking about Crow? *as Crow begins to answer, I grab his tounge and tear it clean out of his mouth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 *The dust clears, and yet there is someone still standing, barely even scratched and not a dent in his armor.* Foolish! You were expecting me to spontaneously self-combust? What a laugh. Your powers must be wearing you down, Kain. In fact, I have something for you......... *Pulls out a sword the same strange shape of that of Kain's Soul Reaver.* ..........Look familiar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 *Kain was walking when he suddenly fell into a hole in the ground* *While Kain trys to escape, i poured some lava on him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 *erupts into a flock of bats* *reforms carrying another Soul Reaver* *engages into a duel with topshot* *the 2 break off after a moment of fighting* ...well, I must say I'm rather disappointed in your progress *fighting a bit more before breaking off* I imagined you'd figure it out sooner. *fights a bit more* topshot: "Your fatalism is tiresome, Kain". Kain: ...and profoundly ingrained, topshot. You must understand, our presence here doesn't alter history. You and I meet here because we are compelled to - we have always met here. History is irredeemable. *fighting a bit more before breaking off because topshots Soul Reaver suddenly shatters* topshot: "Wha-?! Keep your distance Kain!" Kain: Two incarnations of the blade meet in time and space...a paradox is created, a temporal distortion powerful enough to derail history. *Kain grins and vanishes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Before Kain vanishes, Wildjedi knocks him on the head, knocking him out. "Hope he falls in a pile of lava, wherever he's going." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 *watches from afar as wildjedi attacks the remaining outline after I vanished and laughs before again vanishing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 *Looks at the "entirely dramatic duel of G vs. E" post.* Wow, Kain, that was certainly a very poetic post! I like it. I like it alot. Now, my incarnation of Soul Reaver is destroyed, so, uh...... *Looks to WildJedi's beating a useless outline of what was once there.* ......you gonna kill me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 *Asks all of Dr. willy's master robots to attack topshot* *When topshot sees all of dr.willy's robots, he runs aways like a chicken* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 *Kain is standing in the middle of a field* *topshot tries to sneaks up to get a cheapshot* Kain: I know you are there, topshot. topshot: Crow led me to you, Kain. Although I might have guessed you'd meet me here. Kain: And if Crow told you I was hidden on the underside of Hell would you throw yourself into oblivion to pursue me? Crow trawls for the ignorant unwary, hauling his gasping prey from the streams of their destinies. Stay out of his net, topshot. topshot: Spare me your elaborate metaphors, Kain. I have pursued you here for one purpose - you will pay for your destruction. Kain: And whose will is satisfied then? The will of topshot or Crow? topshot: Would I be better manipulated by you, Kain? Turn and face me; this chase is over. Kain: This isn't a chase, topshot - we are merely passengers on the wheel of destiny, describing a perfect circle to this point. We have been brought here for a reason. I have seen the begining and end of our story, however - it is crude and ill-concieved. We must rewrite the ending of it, you and I. topshot: Face me Kain. Even you shouldn't die a cowards death. Kain: Isn't it customary to grant the condemned a final request? topshot: I recall no such courtesy from you. Kain: Indulge me, topshot. All I ask is that you listen. You can kill me or you cannot. There's a third option - a monumental secret, hidden in your very presence here. But it's a secret you must discover for yourself. Unearth your destiny, topshot. It's all laid out for you here. topshot: You said it yourself, Kain - there are only 2 sides of your coin. Kain: Apparently so. But suppose you throw a coin enough times...suppose one day, it lands on its edge... *Kain vanishes, leaving topshot standing in the clearing alone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 stands up with new eyes Wilson: RIGHT! *wilson seemingly explodeds to revel a figure dressed in hevy black robes carrying a sycthe. Under the cowl is......Wilson! Wilson: Yes, this is my in my DESTROYERY ASSPECT! *insert evil laugh* *Sycthes Wildjedi into tiny, tiny pieces* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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