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Originally posted by Frenchyd

the bad news is almost everyone (except for the greasy girl and the nose picker) have dates. I DONT

 

 

So you must be a greasy nose picker?:D

 

 

Don't worry, I didn't have a date either.(Like that's supposed to make you feel better:rolleyes: )

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Originally posted by Benihana14

Hands off pal.....haha, jk. Thats sweet....i'll be your wingman if you need one. (meaning frenchy better have a friend....cuz i'm not playin the third wheel here...)

 

don't worry, you won't be, if she doesn't have a friend, i'm throwing you out of the car.

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Originally posted by Skate Boy

Kellie?(Or however you spell it.) Sorry, Flanders.

 

 

That was you right?

 

Actually, I forgot how to spell her name.

I found out she was cheating on me, and I gave the person who is going out with her a broken nose 2 weeks ago... :swear:

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Originally posted by Natty

I don't need some baby with wings and a damn arrow to tell me to be romantic otherwise he's gonna shoot me

 

A good high powered rifle with a big enough scope will take care of that little bastard once and for all.

 

I'm working on a Dr. Suessesque parody of the Groovster who Stole Valentine's Day now complete with musical numbers. I shall post them here by Friday. :smirk2:

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That reminds me of this joke:

 

Three people walk up to St. Peter, hoping to enter heaven, but he has a little test for them first.

 

He asks the first man why we celebrate Easter, and the man says, "Oh that's the day when we get really dressed up in fun costumes and go trick or treating right?" St. Peter is disgusted and he sends the man to hell.

 

The second man comes to the gate and St. Peter asks him the same question, and this man says, "Oh this is when we eat turkey and celebrate all of the things that we are thankful for right?" Peter couldn't beleive it, he sent the second man to hell and called the third man up.

 

He again asked the man why Easter is so important, and why we celebrate it, and this man says "Oh, that is easy. Jesus came to the earth and he was crucified, and burried in a cave.." St. Peter sighed because his faith in man was restored but then he heard the man say..."and then Jesus rose up and exited the cave......and if he sees his shadow we get another 3 months of winter right?"

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hmmm that reminds me of a joke

 

Darren, David and Debbie

are stranded on a deserted island

and after a few years

human nature takes it's course

and Darren, David and Debbie

start engaging in casual sex

 

well a year or to goes by and Debbie

starts feeling incredibly guilty

about what they are doing

so she commits suicide

 

well after a few years

human nature takes it's course

and Darren and David

start engaging in casual sex

 

well a year or to goes by

and Darren and David

starts feeling incredibly guilty

about what they are doing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so they bury Debbie.

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