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oh, i'm sure it was very much intentional. anyone else feel this is fastly becomeing a spam thread?

No?

okay.

i've never eaten poo in my life.

though i was once biten by a swedish møøse and drank yaks milk straight from the tap if you know what i mean. :D

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Originally posted by Neil Joshi

oh, i'm sure it was very much intentional. anyone else feel this is fastly becomeing a spam thread?

No?

okay.

i've never eaten poo in my life.

though i was once biten by a swedish møøse and drank yaks milk straight from the tap if you know what i mean. :D

 

What is the difference between a Swedish moose and any other moose?

 

I've eaten playdough before, but everyone has done that.

Posted
Originally posted by murta

Well you tasted donkey balls :mad:

 

they taste quite good when fried, with a side dish of whiped olive cream

Posted
Originally posted by Skate Boy

What is the difference between a Swedish moose and any other moose?

 

well it was in sweden so i guess that was why i said that.

 

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

See the løveli lakes

The wøndërful telephøne system

And mäni interesting furry animals

Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge-her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

 

We apologise for the fault in the

post. Those responsible have been

sacked.

 

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

 

We apologise again for the fault in the

post. Those responsible for sacking

the people who have just been sacked,

have been sacked.

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Niko, if I were you...I'd simply say that the tiny penis is purely compensation for your god like, amazing, insane, passionate, did I mention god like?, fabulous talents in the sack.

 

 

 

Otherwise tell 'em it ain't you and your spanker is a good 6 and half inches, isn't that right, buddy? *niko blushes*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And as for donkey balls? That ain't right....bull testicles, man. It's all about the bull testicles.

Posted
Originally posted by Kjølen

Feh, I dunno what I'd do, I'd just do what i usually do. Sit, show no sign of caring, until people get the message and move on, always works. :p

 

Just Like you Steve....even when I spreaded fake rumors about you, you never seemed to care. :D

 

I dunno what I'd do...I'd.....switch schools or something...:confused:

Posted
Originally posted by Skate Boy

Skate Bøy.:D

 

No..It would take away the magic if Kjølen's name...and you'd be responsible...and then we'd offer you milk...and you'd have to run away....FOREVER! :p

Posted

Why do you double post? You know well to combine.

 

But I don't really care if someone wants my ø. As long as it's only 1 person. Then I wouldn't care. 2 at the most. But everyone, from this day on, that has an ø in their name, will forever be my slave, unless I tell them otherwise. Anyone with an ø anywhere else in their info, will be my minions, which my slaves will have partial control over. :D;)

 

Niko, simple as this, when someone says "Ha naked Niko" or brings it up in some way. Slip in that it obviously was a fkae because your package is much nicer, in your opinion, or some other difference, they'll get it.

 

AG - I've never heard a single person say anything about me at school, so I'm sure most (If any) of the rumours you spread didn't really go so far as a little chuckle from the person you told.

Posted

i dunno, k-jo, he told me a whopper about you the other day and the web page i posted about it yesterday had already had 20,000 hits. :D

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I would have been very, very, very................... upset with that person. Killing that person several times sounds like a fair punishment. :mob:

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tu es tres, tres violente, n'est-ce pas?

 

although that does seem about right.

Posted

It's French for "you are very, very violent is it not so" or similar. N'est-ce pas is just a thing the french say, bit like "innit", but not slang. I think it means, is it not so. Which sounds kinda weird in England.

So, I guess English equivalant would be "you're very very violent, innit" But that sounds a bit common, innit!!!

Posted

'aren't you' seems round about right, 'you are very very violent aren't you?' i think that's the english equivilant although my french is a little rusty since my last alien abduction.

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