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Vader to Mon momthma

Mon Momthma: I realize i love you, i always had. But as long as there is Padme there will be always be something between us.

Vader: But i have good news.

Mon Momtha: Your dumping Padme?

Vader: No, i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Mon walks away.

Vader: I saved. I thought that meant something to you.

 

Script taken from Geico commercial\]

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darth to palpatine: dude your getting a dell!,(voice from backround), oh the newest cool commercial is can you hear me now?? okay thanx.okay(again to plapatine) can you hear me now?

 

(later)

 

darth" can you hear me now?

 

palpaitne: i told you 10 minutes ago! yes! your right next to me! now are we gonna bust some caps in some domes here or get down to the west siiide for or crack hoes and drug abbuse!?

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:vadar: to luke

Help me take this mask off, son. So i can gaze upon u with my own eyes! (Takes mask off) Luke sees vaders face.

Luke: Gah! (pukes at sight of vader's face)

Vader: That's no way to great your daddy! 30 years of wearing this and finally when i take it off i get puke all over me! Have some respect for your elders!!

Luke: Jeez sorry dad, after all you are just a head.

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Vader throws a saber at Luke and Luke dies while Luke is talking.

Vader: I 0vvn3|) u n00b3!

Luke:Lamer!

Palpatine:I HATE LAMERS!

Palpatine grips Vader and run up to him and is kicking him constantly until he dies.

:D Just my lil JK2 MP tribute

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  • 4 weeks later...

Vader: Luke, I am your father

 

Luke: No! That's impossible!

 

Vader: It's not impossible. Because me and your mother, her name was Padame. She was once queen of Naboo you know. Anyway, she had a little too much jawa juice and, well, one thing led to another and her and me...

 

Luke: Look, I'll acept your my dad, I'll eat my brussel sprouts, I wont even care that you've just cut my hand off, JUST DON'T FINNISH THAT SENTENCE!!!

 

Vader: Oh :(

 

 

 

Obi-wan: If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

 

Vader: I can imagine quite a lot, so umm I'm not going to kill you now, SCRAM before I change my mind.

 

Obi-wan: :confused:

 

Vader: Go on, go to your presious Luke. Go on, but remember, he's my son.

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