The Count Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 I'll tell you mine later its probably one thats posted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Count Posted April 10, 2003 Author Share Posted April 10, 2003 Ok then Don't worry the freindly garbage dispenser is still your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Bite. my. shiny. metal ass if only i could make some sort of death clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 "For free laser eye surgery, stick eyeballs to screen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 I am a romer without a name. Zap Ranagan nice ta mecha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 get this robot more beer! bender you've been in the bathroom all day! are you jacking on in there?!?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Fry: Umm, Bender, can I use your bathroom? Bender: What room? Fry: Bathroom. Bender: Bath what? Fry: Bathroom. Bender: What what? Fry...nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Leela - We're going to deliver this crate like professionals. Fry - Awww, can't we just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it? Bender - Too much work! I say we burn it, then "say" we dumped it in the sewer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Bender promise me you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of liquer in your hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 I love that episode:D Leela: Look at that 5 'o' clock rust! You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Leela: we should let fry do whatever he wants for a day. Fry:Even... Leela: except that Fry: Crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 I'm gonna get 24th centery on his ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 "When will you people learn that all races and colors are equally inferior to robots? - Bender ok it's not the exact wording but it's close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 We Are from the planet Nintendu 64 -alien dude Professor:Eureka! Fry: Did you make a smellascope? Professor: no, I found out that I made one last year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak "When will you people learn that all races and colors are equally inferior to robots? - Bender ok it's not the exact wording but it's close enough. *points at sig* Bender: "Stupid can opener. You killed my father and now you've come back for me!" Bender: "Hey! I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it." Zoidberg: "Alright, I'm coming." Bender: "Yeah, yeah, amen. Listen, I'm one of those lazy homeless bums I've been hearing about. Could you point me to the free booze?" Bender: "Game's over, losers. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Bender: "Game's over, losers. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves." :rofl::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Leela(singin) Come on Fry don't be scared I'm shure at least on of us will be spared so sit right back enjoy the ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Hermy's headloks, and his arm! :eek:Leela I'm surpized at you, you put food into the garbage disposile, body parts go into the trash can! -Bender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Bender: Oh crap singing. ____________________________________________________ Bender: Please let me explain that my crimes were mere boyish pranks Satinbot: You stole from boyscouts, nuns, and banks ____________________________________________________ This one is brout to you by our own Zero X5 first this is not funny but read it all and you will die laughing! "Let's all say evening grace" -...... Bender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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