BCanr2d2 Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Ok, now many of you people will have seen the infamous Iraqi Information Minister and his slant on what is actually happening in his part of the world. I suggest that we make a game of it by someone posting something that is factual, and the next person gives us the IIM version of it, then they post their fact to be IIM'ed....... IE Fact: 7-11 Robbed by bandit with guns (This ain't true, but is probably happening somewhere in the world) IIM answer: Today we had Saddam walk into his local convenience store, where he calmly purchased some fried crisps to eat in his bunker. Fact: Whatever goes up, must come down.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 IIM: Saddam went up and just kept going to the reaches of the Galaxy Fact: Drinking and driving is lethal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 15, 2003 Author Share Posted April 15, 2003 IIM: It is only the infidels that drink, we do not know what you speak of. We are Iraqi, we drive our Iraqi made Saddamobile, and drink the nectar of vodka. Fact: ET Warrior is 18 today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 IIM: "The Zionist criminal ET Warrior knows not what he is talking about, he is not 18, he is 12 I believe. These invaders, these criminals are confused. They know not what they are talking about. Do not believe such lies." Fact: The shortest distance between any two places is a streight line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 IIM: "The infidels have lead you to believe that the shortest distance is a straight line, when in fact the shortest distance is to circle three times and then proceed in a zig-zag fashion towards your objective. Saddam has shown this to be true! The infidel and their criminal media have blinded you from the truth, but we shall put it right." Fact: 56k modems don't actually transmit at 56k/sec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 IIM: 56k slow? You bastard Imperialist dog! 56k is the wave of the future! They are running way better then those yankee cable modems! Fact: Fish breath underwater. (BTW, it is the Iraqi Misinformation minister. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 that is only because those infidels have geneticaly changed the fish in the mid 60' the fish in iraq are still normal, they have to come up to breath fact: the goverment of the netherlands is messed up big time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 IIM: The Government in the Never land is of the best in the country. And the American Chicken Poop is trying to take over, but we will not let them (Dramatic Pause) We Will Crush Them! Fact: The Orange mobile phone company is not as good as O2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy IIM: "The Zionist criminal ET Warrior knows not what he is talking about, he is not 18, he is 12 I believe. These invaders, these criminals are confused. They know not what they are talking about. Do not believe such lies." Why you little.....*starts to strangle Groovy* IIM:Whatever that Welshman infidel has told you......it is all lies. Orange Mobile is the greatest company ever concieved, and has no flaws or faults to it. Fact: It just started Raining here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 IIM: Bah. The evil lying American media dogs have thrown propaganda at you and made you think that it is raining, but it is really a bright sunny day and there are children playing outside! DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES OF THE MEDIA INFIDELS!!! Fact: My butt's asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 IIM: Only the Infidels could confuse you to believe that your butt has fallen asleep. It's actually THEIR butts that are asleep! Their butts fall asleep because they are always sitting on them!! FAT INFIDEL DOGS!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA *stroke* *dies* Fact: I sprained my ankle yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 16, 2003 Author Share Posted April 16, 2003 IIM: Ankles are the work of the infidel Americans, we know not of them there. There is no such thing, it is propaganda from those pigs. We have sent our tanks in and will defend our position with Allah at our side. Fact: Aussies Ride Kangaroos everywhere!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 those infidels can't ride kangaroo's, since there are no kangaroo's in australia, the infidels, the criminals made you think the're with their western propaganda fact: i need a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 IIM: You don't need a girlfriend. You only need the glory of the great president Saddam. You should commit suicide for the glory of our great country. God will make you victorious. Fact: The anniversery of the sinking of the Titanic was this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 18, 2003 Author Share Posted April 18, 2003 IIM: The only thing to sink this week was the American ships. We destroyed their aircraft carriers. Baghdad is safe from the imperialist attack from the sky. Victory is at hand, the Arabian Gluf will soon be free from the infidels.... Fact: It's cold here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 IIM: The coldness is only in your poor infidel mind. You feel cold because you feel the power of Iraq dominating your weak spirit. Plus it is because you are stupid and not smart. Fact: The redwings got swept in the first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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