LITE Jedi Posted April 17, 2003 Posted April 17, 2003 A: Cause he's from the South Q: what will you be doing at 4:20 on april 20th?
legameboy Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: Turning 20? (i have no clue) Q: Why is George Bush's last name Bush?
Sunshine Badass Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: Hsub rof etov... sraey erom ruof!!! He was not smart enough to be a tree. B: Do you shower in the nude?
setsuko Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: no, I use an umbrella. Q: if you look under a rock, do you see a paper and a scissor?
Sunshine Badass Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: Depends... is the umbrella obstructing your view? Q: Do you hide in the light of darkness?
legameboy Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: No, I hide in the darkness of light:D Q: Are you in the blue?
LITE Jedi Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: I am blue, are you too? duba dee duba die...that song should die. Q: why do we do what we do?
setsuko Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: he's... taking a nap. A looong nap. *sob* Q: which is heavier, the frog or the toad?
Kiedo Posted April 18, 2003 Author Posted April 18, 2003 A: heTa oadta, ostma ikelyla Q: If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
legameboy Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: Because they don't have a life. Q: Why go to war when you can have a battle?
StarCords Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 Because a battle is nothing more than guns gunning* gunners** at the gunpoint. A war is people at the gunpoint gunning* at guns at gunners**. *shooting **marksmen To be or not to be?
Jan Gaarni Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 Be what? What are you talking about? Q: What would happen if the people of China jumped all at once?
StarCords Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 China would...you'll never know! As the sole keeper of this information, I will keep it from you, and your last thought will be..."What happened to China?" Muahahaha!!! Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Jan Gaarni Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: The egg. DUH. First comes the egg, which evolves into a chick, which then grows to be a chicken, or a rooster. Don't you know anything? I mean, really. j/k Q: Why do we exist?
Wraith 8 Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: to play Star Wars Galaxies Q: sleep... do we need it?
setsuko Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 A: yes. I get all slow and irritated when I go without sleep. Especially for more than 30 hours. Q: Is the pope catholic?
Kiedo Posted April 18, 2003 Author Posted April 18, 2003 A: Are pies delicious!? Q: Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
legameboy Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 A: We feel blue because we are sad and smurfs are always blue. Q: What came first? The Jedi or the Bounty Hunter?
swediot=) Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 A:the jedi did i mean do you know of a bounty hunter thats 900 years old come on!! Q:is apple pie better then apple tart?
Sunshine Badass Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 A: Triangle Man, Triangle Man, got beat up by Particle Man. Triangle Man being the baby Jedi and Particle Man being the evil sadistic bounty hunter. B: Is anybody out there? EDIT: DARNS YOU SCUBA SWEDIOT:D :D A:Ask that guy from American Pie... he has the answer.
StarCords Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 A : Out there? Out where? I see no there! Q: Here, there or everywhere?
Sunshine Badass Posted April 20, 2003 Posted April 20, 2003 A: a quack quack... Old MacDonald had a farm... E-I-E-I-O. Q: If you were in a town where wedding cakes falling from the sky was a natural occurance?
LITE Jedi Posted April 20, 2003 Posted April 20, 2003 A: there would be a lot of icing everywhere... :| Q: why is it an easter bunny? why not some other animal?
setsuko Posted April 20, 2003 Posted April 20, 2003 A: Uuuuuurggghh..... Q: Why won't the world stop spinning?
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