Yufster Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 ...Where you're lying in bed and Mr William Henry Gates III flies in through the window. Just as you're about to get lucky with a flying version of the most LOADED man in the world... next thing you know you're in a goddamn mall, and you're NAKED. And you're all like, "You know those dreams where you're about to get lucky with Mr William Henry Gates III and the next thing you know you're naked in the mall?" And people start giving you funny looks so you're like, "Yeah well whatever, I want to wake up now," So you wake up and you're like, "I had the weirdest dream" and then you realize you're talking to an old lady, you're naked and you're in the middle of a mall, and now she's banging you with her handbag and screaming for help and you sort of realize it was one of those dreams you have that aren't actually dreams at all, and when you're being carted off into a police van while being mercilessly bludgeoned to death, Mr William Henry Gates III is NOWHERE to be ****ing seen.
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 what is with you and bill gates? are you just one of those gold digger chicks? and no, i've never had that dream, thank god. i've had one of those awful dreams that i think almost everybody has, where you're in school, you're walking around, and the next thing you know, you don't have any pants on b/c you forgot them at home.
COJ Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 That is more like a nightmare... God, I don't even wanna imagine the dude naked, or even him seeing me naked
Deadmeat_X Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 thats just sick... yuf, i understand your obsession with bill (well, i dont, but that isnt a nice thing to say to some crazy person), but please stop these useless topics...
Meksilon Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Have you ever had that dream... ...Where you're lying in bed and Bill Gates flies in through the window. Just as you're about to get lucky with a flying version of the most LOADED man in the world... next thing you know you're in a goddamn mall, and you're NAKED. And you're all like, "You know those dreams where you're about to get lucky with Bill Gates and the next thing you know you're naked in the mall?" And people start giving you funny looks so you're like, "Yeah well whatever, I want to wake up now," So you wake up and you're like, "I had the weirdest dream" and then you realize you're talking to an old lady, you're naked and you're in the middle of a mall, and now she's banging you with her handbag and screaming for help and you sort of realize it was one of those dreams you have that aren't actually dreams at all, and when you're being carted off into a police van while being mercilessly bludgeoned to death, Bill Gates is NOWHERE to be ****ing seen. Speak for yourself. =mek=
NiKo Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Meksilon Speak for yourself. erm...she was speaking for herself
Joshi Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue Nine This place scares me. Hmm, guess you were right, luck of the irish.
pHILBRUSH Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 Yufster, you have a really big thing 4 bill gates, huh? eeeeeeewwwwwwwww -pHILBRUSH
Yufster Posted May 13, 2003 Author Posted May 13, 2003 I'm not obsessed with Mr William Henry Gates III, I just enjoy seeing people jump ten feet in the air when I look at my little print out and put my hand to my forehead and proclaim to the sky, "Mr William Henry Gates III is so DREAMY!" And then I start crying because I know I'll never meet him and I'm shaky and I make a voodoo doll of his wife and stick little pins in it and then I become a social mess because I can't think about anything else but Mr William Henry Gates III. Okay, maybe if we were talkinga bout like, Ewan McGregor or somebody, that story would be more plausible. Hey, I wonder if there IS a fanatical Mr William Henry Gates III Fansite on the internet?! ROTFLMFAO 10 points to anybody who can find a Mr William Henry Gates III Fansite! It has to be ultra fanatical too. I don't know what these points are, I assume they are the spiritual sort, IE., of no value. But you can put it on your resume, you know? May 13th 2003 - I recieved 10 points from a raging lunatic for typing "Fanatical Mr William Henry Gates III Fansite" on Hotbot and clicking Enter." Pretty impressive, huh!? I dare you to be unsatisfied!
Meksilon Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster 10 points to anybody who can find a Bill Gates Fansite! I'd be too scared to look for one. =mek=
Deadmeat_X Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 I tried. Google gave a lot of hits, but all nothing, stopped trying after the 4th page...
Yufster Posted May 15, 2003 Author Posted May 15, 2003 Why on earth... who on earth... there must be SOME people who are fanatical about Mr William Henry Gates III... in a loving way... and in a non joking way, as I myself am.
Meksilon Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Why on earth... who on earth... there must be SOME people who are fanatical about bill gates... in a loving way... and in a non joking way, as I myself am. And there must be SOME people who are fanatical about me in a loving and non-joking way. =mek=
Yufster Posted May 15, 2003 Author Posted May 15, 2003 Geez. You're right. I guess nobody DOES love Mr William Henry Gates III, huh Mek? In fact, I'd positively say everybody HATES Mr William Henry Gates III. One might even say people want Mr William Henry Gates III to go AWAY, and leave other people to talk about Mr William Henry Gates III, without the irritating presence of Mr William Henry Gates III.... EDIT: Ha ha ha, Mr William Henry Gates III ill never crack THAT code!!!
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 yufster...: that's so sad. and you're right about the fact that i don't think anybody loves bill gates. and i guess that's what makes you unique in your very own special way.
Yufster Posted May 15, 2003 Author Posted May 15, 2003 So... did you crack the code? I had that dream again last night. This time he was wearing a thong.
Meksilon Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster he was wearing a thong. Oh dear that's an image gunna stay with me a very long time. Daniel
Yufster Posted May 15, 2003 Author Posted May 15, 2003 Ah, but WHICH Mr William Henry Gates III WAS WEARING IT!? THAT is the question. Yes, it is an image that will remain with me forever. In my heart. EDIT: Hey, do you suppose Mr William Henry Gates III has like, you know, doubles? Like Saddam Insane and Hitler did?
Kjølen Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 http://www.learncool.com/fans/ Can I have 10 points now?
Yufster Posted May 16, 2003 Author Posted May 16, 2003 MR WILLIAM HENRY GATES III!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! I think an old Monkey Island Epitaph is appropiate of William Henry Gates I... "The good news is, he's dead The bad news is, he bred" Okay I'm sorry, that was really mean of me. I just don't understand people who called their kids after themselves. I mean that's weird. That Micheal Jackson weird. No but seriously, I think Mr William Henry Gates III is just a normal guy. Oh god. I feel so guilty about the epitaph. That was just uncalled for.
Kjølen Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 Well I see that you've edited your post once, why not just edit out the epithingy.
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