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Well, I have a '93 Mistubishi Expo LRV that looks kinda like a Starfleet type I shuttle pod from the side. From the inside, though, it looks and handles very much like a TIE Advanced starfighter.

 

*!*

 

I guess I've gone over to the dark side, then. ;)

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Through the magic of technology, I shall reveal the true nature of the bumpersticker.

 

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A green mid-90s Neon may be one of the most common cars on Earth. I have four stickers on it just so i can pick it out in a parking lot.

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That does make more sense. Thanks for the clarification.

 

View from my front door. My preferred mode of transportation is there in the distance (blue VW) I have a far better pic of it somewhere, but that requires tracking it down, scanning it, uploading to webspace... far too much for a Sunday morning at quarter to 9:00 am.

 

Maybe later...

 

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No,.. just Golfs and Rabbits and Jettas.

 

My car has... needs. It's too full of love to keep inside.

 

Whattaya think they mean by Fahrvergnuegen?

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By the way... see that big tree on the left side of the frame? It's evil, and must be destroyed. Anybody want the job? Discretion and stealth are a must, since it's technically on my nieghbor's property, and unfortunately he seems rather attached to it for some reason.

It keeps bombarding my car with these crazy super-glue sticky seed pods. The entire top of my car is covered with these great big blobs of neon-green, super stuck-on sap that WILL NOT come off. My windshield is a wreck and wiper blades are totally ruined with this crud.

Plus, as a bonus, it serves as a home base for every really large bird in the area with, shall we say, digestive problems.

Needless to say, I'm in serious need of a complete detailing job.

So, if you fancy yourself a qualified enough tree assassin, resumes are being accepted at this point.

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Too risky. I don't trust mother nature enough to put my faith in her like that.

She can be a vengeful two-faced bitch. Besides, she's an amateur.

 

No, this has to be a professional job.

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