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Yes! It has finally happened. The boundaries have been stretched until they snapped. Please observe the following pictures of my little sisters toy, which she has effectionately named "Dick"

 

dick1.html

 

dick2.html

 

dick3.html

 

dick4.html

 

Yes, indeed, Dick appears to be a large, fishfaced creature with a yellow hat, boggle eyes, very large lips and a very large penis extended from his body, which equals three times his own length, including fully functional bell-end

 

What, I ask you, is the world coming to?

 

I'm taking Dick into school tomorrow as a mascot for our exams. Just for a laugh.

 

EDIT: Dig the first picture, I thought it was pretty funny too.

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i can't see the picture anymore:(

 

so i right-clicked and did the properties thing and this is what came up. not a picture but just random symbols all over the page.

 

observe:

 

(Originally included were lots of random symbols that went a little too over the top to include in a forum post - Gabez)

 

 

ha! i've got you now! try saying that ten times fast!!!

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yeah, sorry, it was a little excessive. anywho- right click on the picture and select properties. highlight and copy the address and then paste it in the little address bar. instead of showing the picture, a bunch of random symbols came up. follow those steps if you want to see the symbols.

 

yeah. i did a character message length check thing and it said that the message was 39,047 characters long, just to give you a vague idea of how much unnecessary space it took up.

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