Lynk Former Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 R9... you see that lil white weasel over there that's lookin all nice and cute taking its nap?... his name is Uprio-chan aka Mr. Weasel... he's the forum mascot... and he kills anyone who tries to hurt me... many people have lost limbs and lives because of Uprio... this is a warning... I suggest you listen to my warning... and besides ^^ I'd rather be friends then have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to Uprio...
Rogue9 Posted June 19, 2003 Author Posted June 19, 2003 I bring the 3 Greek Furies and you bring a weasel...pffftt EEP! No Biting OWWWW! see if I let you out for air anymore Tisiphone
Lynk Former Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Uprio is a weasel of unimaginable power Do not underestimate him.
Rogue9 Posted June 19, 2003 Author Posted June 19, 2003 *locks the weasel in a cage and sends into lunar orbit*
Lynk Former Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 *mr. weasel appears behind R9, bites into his leg and rips it off then walks out of the thread with it* ...see
Rogue9 Posted June 19, 2003 Author Posted June 19, 2003 *Shoots Weasel with a dart that inject borg nano-probes* Now he is my weasel minion BWahahahahah!
Lynk Former Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 sorry R9, i immunised Uprio from anything geeky, your lil borg bulls*** won't work on him
Rogue9 Posted June 19, 2003 Author Posted June 19, 2003 *Allows the Furies to have fun and leaves the weasel a quivering lobotomized mass of flesh*
Lynk Former Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 *watches Mr. Weasel and the Furies play happily together* R9 you really gotta stop day dreaming... look how much fun they're having
Rogue9 Posted June 19, 2003 Author Posted June 19, 2003 ah well guess I can let them play, they spend all day getting pissed at Evil anyway, a little fun will do them some good
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 *(Reasons weasels and furies out of existance by pointing out that they are manifestations of the same universal digital medium of which all forum constructs are made, and as such have only form but no emergent self.)* No credit increase with post count? Well what's the friggin' point, then? If I had my way, I'd set mine at like four or five to lure newbie predators into *testing* me when I visit strange forums... Panties? I have the Queen of England's panties right here! It'll cost you ten credits to sniff them.
Rogue9 Posted June 20, 2003 Author Posted June 20, 2003 *Jenos wonders when Zoomie began reasoning* Does that mean you finally admitted that the A-Wing is totally combat ineffective
edlib Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue9 Does that mean you finally admitted that the A-Wing is totally combat ineffective Heathen.
LQ. Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Panties? I have the Queen of England's panties right here! Oh yeah? Well i got not one but TWO pairs of Ike's boxers.
Rogue9 Posted June 20, 2003 Author Posted June 20, 2003 *Locks Onto A-wings with his quads and blows thru the shields*
edlib Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Sorry, but how can you get a lock on something you can't catch and out manouvers you like you were standing still, dead in the water? *Easily avoids fire. Circles behind 9 and fires torps up his exhaust pipes.*
LQ. Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue9 *Locks Onto A-wings with his quads and blows thru the shields* is it just me, or does that sound vaguely obscene?
Rogue9 Posted June 20, 2003 Author Posted June 20, 2003 All the A-Wing has is speed the X-Wing corners much better Originally posted by edlib Sorry, but how can you get a lock on something you can't catch and out manouvers you like you were standing still, dead in the water? *Easily avoids fire. Circles behind 9 and fires torps up his exhaust pipes.*
edlib Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 You just keep on telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. *Whoosh....
Rogue Nine Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Lizard_Queen Oh yeah? Well i got not one but TWO pairs of Ike's boxers. Yeh keep them in one of them cool boxes marked "BIOHAZARD", right LQ?
Surfnshannon Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 pinkywing generous w/ credits... that sounds about as possiable as R9 playing paddycake w/ mr weasel.
Lynk Former Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Yeh keep them in one of them cool boxes marked "BIOHAZARD", right LQ? What about your G-String Schmookams? ^^
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Observe: The above starfighter is indeed, like all forum constructs, illusory in nature. Just because it is an illusion does not mean that it isn't faster and jiggier than other illusions. Sure, an X-wing can out-corner an A-wing...it is also true that a wheelchair can out-corner a motorcycle. The point escapes me. Lizard Queen: Try E-bay. There'll be no takers here!
Lynk Former Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 *doesn't listen to Zoomie and starts playing with the little model of the A-Wing* vvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm shhhhhhh shtk-shtk-shtk! brbrbrbrbrbbrooooooooooooooorrrrrr-kashshshshsh!! *everyone looks at Lynk* ...what?
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