Zoom Rabbit Posted June 27, 2003 Author Posted June 27, 2003 *(Kicks Reaper.)* I do not spam...I discourse. Also, this is not an anti-mod thread. You appear to have missed that point earlier...
brief Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Dammit, la resistance! Why do you keep following me around? Oops, wrong smilie. They found me. I don't know how they did, but they did. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!!!!
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 28, 2003 Author Posted June 28, 2003 So is Bill Gates...but he's still the antichrist.
Darth Groovy Posted June 28, 2003 Posted June 28, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit *(Kicks Reaper.)* I do not spam...I discourse. Also, this is not an anti-mod thread. You appear to have missed that point earlier... Actually, he has missed that since like four months ago.
Deadmeat_X Posted June 28, 2003 Posted June 28, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit So is Bill Gates...but he's still the antichrist. Omg, saying that with Yufster around...the nerves...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 28, 2003 Author Posted June 28, 2003 Why, I'm ALL nerve, sunshine. *(Draws his six-guns and threatens his own reflection in the barroom mirror.)* Vive la resistance, remember? This includes random attacks on monolithic corporate cheeseheads, the mother-loving rat bastards holding the reins of the industrial beast at gunpoint and sharing none of the sausage... That I'm posting such an attack on my Internet Explorer web browser is mere irony.
Deadmeat_X Posted June 28, 2003 Posted June 28, 2003 That you're posting such an attack on your Internet explorer Browser is mere stupidity. Gates' death squads are on their way.
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 28, 2003 Author Posted June 28, 2003 Naw. Microsoft doesn't have thousands of federal agent Smith types, unlike the US government and its *echelon* hypertext spying program. Ever hear of *echelon*? Loads of fun. It scans e-transmissions for key words like bomb and praise Allah that it then flags for more thorough attention from a human (?) agent. I use words like this frequently so 'agent Smith' has to spend time reading my horsedoodle instead of properly spying on other innocents... Yes, I'm talking to you, fartknocker. Vive la resistance!
-=ReApEr=- Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Actually, he has missed that since like four months ago. And that's meant to mean what?
Nitro Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Naw. Microsoft doesn't have thousands of federal agent Smith types, unlike the US government and its *echelon* hypertext spying program. Ever hear of *echelon*? Loads of fun. It scans e-transmissions for key words like bomb and praise Allah that it then flags for more thorough attention from a human (?) agent. I use words like this frequently so 'agent Smith' has to spend time reading my horsedoodle instead of properly spying on other innocents... Yes, I'm talking to you, fartknocker. Vive la resistance! Ah, yes... Carnivore. I shall further propagate the annoyance by quoting your text and adding the words, "KILL THE PRESIDENT!" "ASSASINATE BUSH!" "ALLAH DEMANDS THE DEATH OF AMERICA!" and "Terrorist Bombing Tennis Anyone?"
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 30, 2003 Author Posted June 30, 2003 Fissionable material. Wind rose patterns. Nuclear power plants. *(Sings)* These are a few of my favorite things...
Nitro Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *sings* When the planes crash... When the bombs drop... When the Hill is gassed...
Ray Jones Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit I use words like this frequently so 'agent Smith' has to spend time reading my horsedoodle instead of properly spying on other innocents... If i ever had a sweet rabbit when i was a child. i would have had so much fun.. I praise you ZR if there would be a god you would be bettre than allah, for hell and i would send tons of bombs to them just to rais eyou for their leader.. *weeks, month later .. Z. Rabbit finally gets this mail inbox.* ps. i think agen smith is suffered from legastene (spel me death) and actually would blame MacGyver for terrorist activity ..
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *takes deep breath* f***. why do i even bother?
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 1, 2003 Author Posted July 1, 2003 Sorry, Ray, but I can't be a god in the sense like Allah because I'm already the Easter Bunny! I took the job because it's historically rooted in pagan traditions involving the rabbit fertility god Oestre, and any fool knows that 'fertility' really means 'hello, Mr. Winkie.' *(Looks sternly at Das Mole.)* You'd better have a good reason for swearing just now, mister, if you ever expect to find hard-boiled eggs hidden in your yard again. Well?
Ray Jones Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 What are you trying to say, huh? .. ..you mean.. easter eggs are .. made of .. Mr. Winkie? .. gee. just the small ones.. right?
Nitro Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Well, they are eggs... Anyone who's taken 7th grade Health should know where this is going...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 i unfortunately remember 7th grade health. mrs. mcbreen is the devil.
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 No...Mrs. McBreen is merely the antichrist. Your principal is the devil. If she asks, 'Mr. Winkie' is our pet ferret. I guess what I'm trying to say, Ray, is that God in the sense like Allah is a concept without definite form. The Easter Bunny is a form, so one can't be both the Easter Bunny and God at the same time. Logic precludes it. Easter eggs are perfectly safe to eat. Unless they've been out there since Easter, and you just now found them.
Ray Jones Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 .. i kind of dont like this no specific forms beings.. but its easy for people. So it's ok if you're the easterbunny. It is nice and so on.. and you get sweets .. hey my principal was not the devil.. i had respect for him .. he teached maths at my class .. very very stylish .. and the devil is not the person i have respect for.. just look how silly he dresses up n stuff.. hey the only one thing that he has for good are these chicks. he has chicks everywhere and can do them if he wants ..
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 3, 2003 Author Posted July 3, 2003 That's only because so many supermodels are evil, screechy catwomen who are headed there anyway... Das Mole: Okay. *(Gives Das Mole a ferret.)* When he shreds the laundry, tell your mom that Nitro gave it to you.
Nitro Posted July 3, 2003 Posted July 3, 2003 Actually, don't... I gave her a different kind of ferret (ah, thank you) the other day, and she might think you're into weird things... Just remember: Nitro - Looking like every sibling since your father left for work.
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