Yufster Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 "Newbie's have, as a rule, presented themselves on forums or chatrooms as complete retards, and later either proved themselves as normal individuals, or retarded nutspankers. This has been the rule; this has been the way. This award celebrates those who dared be different, those Newbies who started out nice, and became completely ****ing moronic turdinhaler minge holes within Newbie timespan." And the nominees are.... Yufster, Because I'm a Retarded Nut Spanker! Damien Fo' Life, Because he's a ****ing Moronic Turd Inhaler!!! Hyena, I don't know this person! Yaweh, Because he Nibbles Rats Balls! Anddddd the award goes to....
Yufster Posted June 26, 2003 Author Posted June 26, 2003 None of them actually started OUT nice, least of all me, so I voted Damien, because he's a Nut Nibbler.
Ray Jones Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 .. i vote for you, yufster because you keep constantly annoying me with posting polls and IGNORING me.. *snif* *aaaaaahaahahhaaahhhaaaaa* *sniiiieeeeeeeeef* .. at least you could have nominated me for the fact that i am newer than you and never was nice and dont want to be turn out so.. and i never did something cool. So at least you could nominate me for NEVER BEING NOMINATED EVER!.. Also there is no thread in here where you cannot read "posted by yufster" at least 3 times and you'll need 4 pages each post to display it. so vote yufster before there's the next yufster-poll and you've missed this one.. *Throws some 'ask me about yufster' buttons over to the crowd*
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 ...What is a 'minge hole?' Aw, Ray...at least *I* don't ignore you.
Ray Jones Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 yeah, thank you for that yeah and right .. what is this whole holethingsy? perhabs only yufster got this sort of holes ..
-=ReApEr=- Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 I would say this thread is basically flaming people, but in a covered and voting way. Anyway with my opinions said, i will not be voting.
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 *(Votes for Reaper.)* Flaming? For Yufster, this is pleasant company over tea. You'll probably get to see her flame in a post or two.
Yufster Posted June 27, 2003 Author Posted June 27, 2003 Tea? Tea? Did I hear somebody say tea? Oh wonderful! How delightful, we're all gathered for a nice cup of ****ing tea! Would you like some cucumber sandwiches, you son of a BITCH!? I want two more votes in this category, bastards.
Yufster Posted June 28, 2003 Author Posted June 28, 2003 what, you goddamn bastard? You want some of me? Do you? I'll sick a thousand rabid monkeys on you, you sons of bitches.
scabb Posted June 28, 2003 Posted June 28, 2003 Originally posted by -=ReApEr=- I would say this thread is basically flaming people, but in a covered and voting way. I would say shut up.
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 28, 2003 Posted June 28, 2003 I would say that rabid monkeys are quite edible if cooked thoroughly.
Darth Groovy Posted June 28, 2003 Posted June 28, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Tea? Tea? Did I hear somebody say tea? Oh wonderful! How delightful, we're all gathered for a nice cup of ****ing tea! Would you like some cucumber sandwiches, you son of a BITCH!? I want two more votes in this category, bastards. I WOULD vote that Yufster do the world a favor and shut the hell up, but I won't. Nope, won't do it!
Joshi Posted June 28, 2003 Posted June 28, 2003 Yes you will, you know you will, you're just waiting for the opirtunity opartunity chance to do it, and now here it comes, take the chance, you know you want to.
Yufster Posted June 28, 2003 Author Posted June 28, 2003 I knew I should have closed this last night. Crud. Somebody break the tiebreaker.
Joshi Posted June 28, 2003 Posted June 28, 2003 I don't know who did it, but Yufster, you're officially a Moron (I love ya really)
Yufster Posted June 29, 2003 Author Posted June 29, 2003 Yay I win another award YOU GODDAMN BASTARDS I'll leave this for ten minutes so that people can vote for other people. I wouldn't want people to think I'm gonna leave it there til I win or anything. Actually, if I'm in a poll, I think somebody else should decide when it's been whored out. Okay Neil you decide when this has been whored enough. I'm off to make some toast.
-=ReApEr=- Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit *(Votes for Reaper.)* Flaming? For Yufster, this is pleasant company over tea. You'll probably get to see her flame in a post or two. Meh i vote for you.
Joshi Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Okay Neil you decide when this has been whored enough. I'm off to make some toast. Well, Feral went to all that trouble to insert your name and a bit of text onto a gold banner template, so I guess we'll call this close. Yufster, congrats, you moron (you know I love you really)
Yufster Posted June 29, 2003 Author Posted June 29, 2003 I graciously accept this award on behalf of all morons everywhere, and I would like to thank the Mafia for rigging this award and North Korea for threatening to nuke anybody who stood in my way.
Ray Jones Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *appears on the scene whith that big goddish 'hey i knew it: almost 60%!'-smile on his face.*
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