•-BLaCKouT-• Posted July 4, 2003 Posted July 4, 2003 *Slaps BawBag across the cheek. Rather hard actually.* B.
BawBag™ Posted July 4, 2003 Author Posted July 4, 2003 *Starts crying* "Bully" -Cry all over B.'s shirt, soaking him-
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted July 4, 2003 Posted July 4, 2003 *Takes off wet shirt, twirls it round and flicks it at BawBag. Again, hard. Right on the leg.* B.
BawBag™ Posted July 4, 2003 Author Posted July 4, 2003 *Reveals wet towel. Chases B. round the thread* *Loud whipping noises*
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted July 4, 2003 Posted July 4, 2003 "This thread is taking on a very homo-erotic turn. Ths must be rectified (no pun intended ) immediately" *pulls a lever on the wall, releasing a hatch in the ceiling. Bawbag is buried by 10,000 falling copies of Loaded, FHM, Maxim etc. And Viz.* "Now you shall suffer for your questionable manliness!" B.
BawBag™ Posted July 4, 2003 Author Posted July 4, 2003 *After some time, returns and plasters B. with sodden copies of magazines* -Puts on shades and beats on everyone, matrix style- *Screams* Homo-erotic? Heh Heh Heh! *Slaps forehead*
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted July 4, 2003 Posted July 4, 2003 *after whupping BawBag's ass verbally, over in the 'steam' thread, Blackout precedes to do it physically...* "If you're the Scottish Neo, then I'm the Geordie Architect, and I'm about to architect a whole world of pain all over your sorry ass" *sits in chair, steepling fingers and using big words. concordantly. ergo. etc* B.
BawBag™ Posted July 4, 2003 Author Posted July 4, 2003 "Antidisitablishmentariasm!" "Vis-a-Vis!" "Toe" -Uses big words too- *Remembers B. ain't no good at verbally whuppin' ass* -Proceeds to bite B.'s head-
BawBag™ Posted July 4, 2003 Author Posted July 4, 2003 *Manages to rip off some nasal hair and a nipple before falling down* -Rolls around in pain-
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted July 4, 2003 Posted July 4, 2003 *due to the enormous amount of nipple-pain, Blackout passes out*, but not before kicking BB right in the ear. With steelies on.* B. *due to the fact that he's been up since 5 and is knackered and is gonna watch TV in his pit. I'll resume fighting tomorrow
BawBag™ Posted July 4, 2003 Author Posted July 4, 2003 *Makes grab for B. but he vanishes* Oh well. *Tauntage*
BongoBob Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 Smacks Bawbag in the back of the head before running and laughing wildly
topshot Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 *Tosses 10 bricks at Bob and BB, then remembers that Bob could call on Sephiroth using the "One Winged Angel" incantation recently given to him by none other than myself.* Crap!
Sam Fisher Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 * Smacke topshot in the head with a rubber chicken* Take That! Wow. This thread has gone so low I can't even see it anymore. Same with the other ones.
BongoBob Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 Calls on sephiroth using the incantation HAHAHA! . . . . . . wait . . . . Idon't remember it . . . . . oh well. Whips out chainsaw and cuts topshot and samfisher down to size. Thats better:D
Azrael Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 Holy crap! Rubber chicken! Take cover! *psst* Are you wearing a full suit of armor, too?
Antilles_CL Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 Just comes back from a huge 4th party...Falls alseep
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 *wakes Semi up with a baseball bat to the kneecaps* B. Morning all!
BongoBob Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 Attaches Blackout to his patented 24 hours of torture device. And NoWayOut, hit edit instead of just putting sorry, or whatever. Be careful, because that's spam in the mods eyes. Oy yeah, I almost forgot. *Uses his infamous slap to the back of the head as a welcome present * Welcome to the fight:D
Darth Groovy Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 This is the next thread to be closed, first complaint I get.
BongoBob Posted July 5, 2003 Posted July 5, 2003 Did something I say offend you, groovy? If so, I'm sorry:(
BawBag™ Posted July 6, 2003 Author Posted July 6, 2003 *Wallops Groovy with a club* NO GROOVY! BAD! Don't close this one as well, I'll scream!
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