Sam Fisher Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *Blows 1999 pizzas off |GlobensGeng|and shoots him too.
Antilles_CL Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *Eats the pizzas as blood pours out of his thihgs* Wait, I got an idea... *Stuffs pizzas in his wound to stop the bleeding* All better:)
|GG|Carl Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 S**t! semicolon has got the power of the pizzas!!! *throws a hamburger at him* doh! that didn't work! Take this!!! *throws a hot dog at semicolon, who dies when it hits inside his left ear!* ... Wait a second, he didn't die! *the hot dog flyes out from semicolons right ear* S**T! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! NOTHING CAN HURT HIM!!! *runs away to get a rocket launcher, will be back in some minutes*
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *gets up from what was a non-fatal head injury and throws a sandwich at Globens* Eat... erm- BREAD you mo-fo! B.
Antilles_CL Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Yes, young one. I hold the power to a greater knowledge...The pizza. And now you will die. Lightning shoots out of fingertips and paralyzes Globen
|GG|Carl Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Not bread and pizza! All my magic powers are now gone... Wait a sec... I don't have any magical powers!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! fell the power of my ...eh... TOASTER!!! *starts shooting toasts at evaryone*
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *wraps fuse wire around Semi's fingers, creating a short-circuit and severely burning Semi, also burning his pizza...* Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!111!!!!! B.
BawBag™ Posted June 29, 2003 Author Posted June 29, 2003 -Welcomes B. to the thread- *Grabs him and slams the door of artic lorry into his head* BONJOUR!
Antilles_CL Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 AHHHHH...Pizza isn't a conductor of electricty...So i'm alright Runs off to another room
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *takes Katana from the wall, and turns, waving it, to BawBag* Oh, you're in trouble now! B.
BawBag™ Posted June 29, 2003 Author Posted June 29, 2003 *Engages in mortal combat with B.* -Manages cheap shot to knackers- *Gloats*
Antilles_CL Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 Runs back into room carrying a shredder Throws B into the Shredder
BawBag™ Posted June 29, 2003 Author Posted June 29, 2003 *Comes together a la T-1000* -Stomps on Semis nuts for a couple of hours-
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *takes off Matrix-style trenchcoat to reveal an explosives set-up like at the end of Leon... grins and squeeses detonator button* B.
topshot Posted June 29, 2003 Posted June 29, 2003 *Beams Mr. T up to the Enterprise and begins his quick journey back to the Swamp. Informs Mr. T on the situation.* Mr. T:"They been messin with Milk?" me:"Yeah, every nice cool glass of it." Mr. T:"Time to show those suckas a world of pain!" *Beams Mr. T down to this very thread.* Innocent Forum Users:"Hey, that's the helluva tough Mr. T!" Mr. T:"You suckas mess with Milk, you mess with the T!" *Mr. T starts beating up BawBag, Dath Max, LJ, Globen, Chi3f, and BLaCKouT.*
BawBag™ Posted June 29, 2003 Author Posted June 29, 2003 "I PITY DA FOOL WHO MESS WIT DA BB" " I AIN'T GETTIN ON NO PLANE" *Bites Mr.T's head and throws him into topshot* -explosion occurs-
BawBag™ Posted June 29, 2003 Author Posted June 29, 2003 *Catches Semi, ties to a chair, dances to "Stuck in the Middle", Cuts Semi's ear of*
topshot Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *Somehow Mr. T and Topshot survive the explosion, this time driving Mr. T's van at full speed straight into BB. Quickly grabs and hoists Semi into the back of the van while making the run. Unties him and reattaches his ear using super glue and bandage tape.* We gotta move outta here before he wakes up! *Flies the van into space and to the planet of Cybertron.* *Tenacious D provide back up.*
BawBag™ Posted June 30, 2003 Author Posted June 30, 2003 *Uses kielbasa to take out tenacious D* -Aims ion cannon at van- *Van falls to earth* -Proceeds to beat sh*t out of topshot with Mr.T's jewelry-
topshot Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 -Takes out an even larger ion cannon and uses it to quickly send everyone still in the van, including himself and Mr. T, catapulting them all quickly to Cybertron. Activates an Infinite Shield Regenerator.
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *Pokes the shield generator with an electric cattle prod, disrupting the electromagnetic current and disengaging the shield* *Kicks topshot in the head*
Loki GM Posted June 30, 2003 Posted June 30, 2003 *destroys everyone in this thread with his godly powers and they all fo to hades* :p
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