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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

Sorry, Agen, but you can't hijack this plane. We knifed the pilot long ago and threw the electronics out the cockpit window because they were confusing us.

 

We can offer you a free alcoholic beverage and a pillow. :D

 

*takes the mechanical autopilot for hostage*

 

..give me all the alcohol..

 

:D

and matches.

 

;)

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what do you mean with .. "chaos" .. i have total control of everything.. plus a system in order is a special interferrated form of chaos ..

i'll show you what i mean.

 

*looks*

*grabs matches*

 

oh.. goodiegoodiegoodie.

 

*grabs Captain Wilson and ties him to a barberchair*

*ties redwing to Captain Wilson*

*ties zbomber to redwing*

 

 

look. this is an (arrangement in) order.

 

*imitates Redwings voice "uhh.. we eh.. want .. err give us some nice hairdo mister."*

 

this is an order, too. ( ;) )

 

and here i have .. a previously ordered can of hairspray..

*uses the can of hairspray and holds a burning match in the stream, directs it to the three heads of our weirwhackos*

 

this is exactly how three orderly systems interact to each other so that they rearrange to chaos.

so this means these three systems builded another one which was balanced unstable.

 

*puts the enlightened heads out with fresh lama spit and polishes the bowls with .. milkpolish*

 

and it ended up in three bowls in perfect order. so the conclusion line is as follows: stable order + stable order=> unstable order => chaos => new stable order.

 

now the other way.

 

look at this thread.

*looks if somebody is looking*

 

if i take those box of matches.

*shows box*

and take a match

*takes a match*

and lighten it up

*lightens it up*

and throw it towards a random direction.

*throws it*

 

and if i do this with all the matches in this box

*does it*

we get a chaotic system of burning matches randomly spread over the thread. ok its randomly thrown into the same direction. and all these little flames interfere which each other so they build one big arrangement .. a small fire.

 

*finally the steward passes the alcohol which Ray has ordered long long ago*

 

hey hey ho and a bottle of rum...

 

*tries to put out the fire with the alc*

:eek:

 

see .. chaos + chaos => ..

*looses control over the chaos*

err.. tactical rearrangement.. uh, which causes order again..

 

*runs off*

 

*comes back and pushes the barber chair into the fire*

just to make sure you wont tell the others... ;)

 

 

*the thread burns down to it's foundation walls*

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