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Yufster

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Zoom Rabbit and Thrik, you're retards. Oof and Reaper, you're also retarded. And redwing, whoever you are, you're the biggest retard of all, because I don't even know you. You're the biggest bunch of retards that has ever graced the face of this planet. Especially you, Thrik, but ESPECIALLY zoom rabbit.

 

Edlib, you're a sweety pie.

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What the HELL!? I just keep... I was gone for like two days.... what the HELL happened here?! DJD?! Why do I have like 50 PMs?!?? Who the HELL is Redwing!? What?! Why are they taking away the points system!? WHAT THE HELL!?

 

EDIT: You might not be retards, I'm not sure. I'm quite confused :confused:

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Redwing comes in occasionally, do you never notice?

 

Anyway, I feel like the world is turning upside down. My little home is in an uproar and....and...I met a girl at work who is also named Andy! I felt VIOLATED! And the points are going, and I'm not Zoom Rabbit's play toy, and Das is not a prick and Yuf's not Bill Gates' sex slave and I'm most uncomfortable with everything right now.

 

Like this: :duel:

 

I love how everything can be expressed with a properly used smiley.

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Aw, c'mon guys...I was valiantly defending you from the ignominy of being branded DJG like everyone else in Lucasforums! ;) Yesterday was the VERY FIRST AND ONLY time in my life that I have ever been 'rich,' and I spent it ALL on you guys...

 

:) Fret not...you will all be changed back to your original selves in no time.

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Look, bunny, I already said I was sorry for trying to blast you into oblivion. And my original self is like Dadaism. You know, BLAH. So I don't want to be that anymore.

 

Thank you for your credits, dear Zoomie. *wipes small tear* I will never forget.

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Well I don't know you either, Yufster. But you did ask for that exact custom title a thread with that subject which I posted in, and you have to admit it was a tad better than "Reaper's Bitch". :dozey:

 

But if you were really offended, I'm truly sorry. :(

 

(And as a side note, I should point out that Captain Andy is right. ;))

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Sorry Red, my mistake, I just opened a few out of the BILLIONS of PMs I got and saw people say stuff like, "I changed your custom title to DJB" and then somebody would change it to "Suchandsuchabitch" etc.,etc., so I got a bunch of the names and called you all retards. But I was only half serious. And yes, it was 100000 times better than Reapers Bitch. I hate you reaper! I hate you!

 

I don't really hate anybody, I just get violent when cornered and confused.

 

Friends? :)

 

EDIT: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GAVE ME BILL GATES SEX SLAVE?!??? I'm SO sorry! I SO love you! I take back all of it! You're a sweetheart! I'm sorry! Oh my god! Well the rest of you are still retarded. Except Thrik because he's intimidating.

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OK... you're all horny guys right? I was chatting to this guy (a friend of mine) the other night on MSN and I really don't get him, I mean I was just flirting (like I do) but I don't know whether he was flirting back or not. I'm hopeless when it comes to guys. A lil help phuleeeeze *looks around innocently*

 

me- i've decided i need a guy in uniform, a fireman can point his hose at me anytime or a policeman can handcuff me

 

him- hmmmmmmm

 

him- natty im getting so hard

 

me- thats not good

 

him- yes it is

 

me- thankfully i cant see it

 

him- u would wanna see it

 

him- trust me

 

him - its very impressive

 

me - *covers eyes* im too innocent for this

 

him - lol bull **** u went inncoent when u saw me and (removes name)

 

me - i was so

 

him - bull**** u loved it

 

him - hey i licked cream off u tooo and i fed u

 

me - you did you didnt have to though

 

him - i liked it

 

him - i loved feeding u and teasing u with it

 

him - if only we had more of it and it wasnt so late

 

him - man im hard as

 

me - you have hands go use them

 

him - lol its no fun alone

 

him - im all bored

 

 

There's some more but it kinda gets a bit more personal (no we didn't cyber, I know that's what you're all thinking!) I don't know whether or not he's just flirting with me or not. I'm really hopeless when it comes to guys. Any suggestions? :confused:

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Needless quote of the entire previous post

 

Normally I'd offer suggestions, but I'm quite drunk on Bombay Sapphire at the moment, and my perception of reality's a bit skewed.

 

That and it's taking me waayyyyy too long to type without making typos.

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Wait, we're supposed to rant about Lucasforums and other users in this thread! I've exceeded my mandate, and now I feel bad. Well, not really, just sort of semi-bad, but then again, not very bad at all, perhaps almost good. Actually quite good. No, I feel great! I'll talk about the people I like:

 

*rattles off long list of names that probably incudes you, if you're looking at it*

 

Happy, happy, happy day, everybody. :) Be happy and nice to each other. Everything is going to be just peachy. :p

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Never mind, I sound like a freakin' kids' tv show host, being all stupid and positive about everything like that. I'm up too late, and I think it will rain tomorrow. Meh, I'm almost positive it will.

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