Boba Rhett Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I'm bored so deal with it. 1. I wrote the screenplay for the movie, "Cable Guy." 2. I have a robotic left eye. 3. I'm actually just a burlap sack full of leaves. 4. I won the silver medal for Greco-Roman wrestling at the 1988 summer Olympics. 5. I repeat myself often. 6. The New York Times called my solo debut album "Pretentious, but not without it's charm." 7. I'm not wearing any pants. 8. I repeat myself often. 9. Sometimes I wish I was a girl. 10. The Greatest American Hero was inspired by actual events in my life. 11. Dolph Lundgren puked all over me at The Punisher's premiere party. I haven't bathed since. 12. My named spelled backwards is Chesty LaRue. 13. My fourth grade math teacher was prone to calling me a, "little bitch." 14. I'm one of the proud co-fathers of laser tag. 15. I have four fingers on my left hand, but six on my right. 16. I invented the pornograph. 17. I do not remember 1995. 18. I'm the subject of dozens of fan fiction sites on the internet. 19. My gentle tears are the secret ingredient of Coca-Cola. 20. My license plate says "PH33R M3" and people rightfully do. 21. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start? Yeah, that's mine. 22. Michael Jackson once tried to pick me up at a pop stand. 23. I'm too sexy for this thread. 24. I was backstage during the filming of The Phantom Menace. I once saw a stage hand bring Portman the wrong kind of bottled water. She killed the guy with a hammer right then and there. 25. I know the deadly secret behind Golden Grahams. 26. Eets, Sherack and I regularly travel back in time with high powered shot guns and hunt giant prehistoric turkeys. 27. I am the lesser known fourth Amigo. 28. Clefo is my love child. 29. I repeat myself often. 30. I was up for the role of Marty Mcfly in the movie Back to the Future but Mr. Fox stole it out from under me by doing some..."favours" for the director. 31. Using only a shoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly saved the world from giant invading wood nymphs. 32. I frolic often. 33. In the Ozarks I am often refered to as The Southern Dandy. 34. My favorite Little Rascal was Wanky. 35. I was banned from the circus forever when I attempted to feed a small kitten to the elephant. I still maintain that he woulda liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 16. I invented the pornograph. by far the best. and you made me piss myself:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbguy1211 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 oh my god... you really WERE bored! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Oh, this is going to be fun to tear apart... I'll just pull out the bits that I think are true...and add a bit of commentary 7. I'm not wearing any pants. I have proof...you don't want to know why, how, or anything like that...just believe me. 23. I'm too sexy for this thread. Not hard to do that... 17. I do not remember 1995. Was that the year I knocked you into a coma with a 2X4? 32. I frolic often. Combined with fact numero seven, I'm terrified... 25. I know the deadly secret behind Golden Grahams. Arsenic? Sugar? Candeh? What??!?!!? I'm done now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Shears Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 eye liek teh lag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I believe all of em but 23. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 21. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start? Yeah, that's mine. I always thought it was Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Start... 12. My named spelled backwards is Chesty LaRue. Eural ytsehc? Some kind of German or Russian name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I love Number 26. *Steals it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 14, 2003 Author Share Posted July 14, 2003 Feel free to add your own if you're inclined to do so. Except you, Sherack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 28. Clefo is my love child. You do realize that you're only older than me by maybe a month or 2 right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 me: 1) Led Zeppelin is all me, baby 2) I was in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Frenchman no 3) 3) I say things twice 4) I say things twice 5) I'm afraid of the light 6) I am mezmerized by shiny objects 8) I can't count 9) Yoda's voice was done by Frank Oz, but Frank Oz is merely a robot controlled by me 10) sentences backwards say to used I 11) I invented stuff 12) All DVDs have to get the DH stamp of approval 13) I play Vader in EpIII 14) I have performed acts of canablism..........on pc parts 15) My name spelled backwards is eman ym 16) I'm really an eccentric billionaire living in the Swedish Alps 17) I say things twice 18) My level of geekiness is contagious 19) I think work is for schmucks, which is why I go to my job everyday 20) I think this thread is fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by Clefo You do realize that you're only older than me by maybe a month or 2 right? Really? What year did you come out of your mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett 9. Sometimes I wish I was a girl. 28. Clefo is my love child. 29. I repeat myself often. 32. I frolic often. Now i understand why you had to say they are things you are probably making up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Really? What year did you come out of your mother? You think after you've abadoned me all this time father I'm just going to tell you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 *waiting for a duel a la RotJ between Clefo and Rhett* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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