Lynk Former Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 nah i've seen wierder ppl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 *runs in* ALL HAIL THE NOBLE SPEED BUNNY! *runs out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 I like Speed! ^_________^ ... I mean I like bunnies! ^_________^;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 *steps in * hmmm. *opens notepad* *writes* run. speed. bunny. .. *puts away notepad* *walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 *slaps Ray* you forgot to write Panties down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Chere: I bet Kioet would like an Orion slave boy...>:] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing Chere: I bet Kioet would like an Orion slave boy...>:] yeah, we all know you have two... dss has THREE XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former wow... musta been one hell of a fixation oh.. eh.. the fixation is nice .. but to live without it is .. *sighs* is very hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Panties with a side of honey ain't nuthin like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by The Truthful Liar Damnit, don't tell me Kioet made children and forced one to use that name to humiliate the kid for his own benefit. The bastard! ...Something like that. Except without the whole insane babbling part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing ... the whole insane babbling part. But,.. that's the only part I like! PS -- ZOOM! Empty your damn PM box! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Join Kioet's clan, huh? *(Thinks about it for exactly two femtoseconds.)* BWAAAAA--hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah...*Wheeze* AAAAHHH--hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah...hee...oh, my! That was good. Tell me another one! *(Takes Kioet prisoner.)* Looks like we just found our first slave boy! Tie him up and take him below, lads. Which of you ladies wants to teach him some respect first...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 *talks to himself..* I am not fixated not fixated not fixated not fixated. Bows down before the Emperor of Aresen. Excuse me Lord Zoom .. orion ladies for us!!!! please. klingon ladies for the prisoners. *gets a lesson in respect by a .. Uh-Oh .. klingon girl* *Whoush [censored] preeeaaawkk .. * WOW.. that was crazy. I never felt so much Respect. and NO panties for me. *repeats* not fixated not fixated. *breethes calm* Hey Slaveboy.. i would prefer if you'd prefer to kneel down towards the Emperor after each step you make .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 *looks over at Ray* you're soooooo askin for it *pulls a lever and watches as a tonne of panties falls from the roof and onto Ray* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Klingon slave girls?!? I'll deal with this...! *(Comes back three days later with singed fur and droopy ears.)* Well, that was interesting. Who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 kling.........on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 ook... looks like i ve missed something here all the sanity is lost... wait.. thats always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 (psssst Lynk.. DON'T .. oh no.. too late) *Ray awakes under a tonne of panties* *weakly speaks to himself* oh .. no.. i must .. i must.. it was all too late.. Jones couldnt handle that tonne of panties any longer. A big glow from the middle of that pile-o-panties and smoke spread everywhere. The shine seemed to raise up. and as it reached the top.. There was this moving shadow. the smoke cleared and there he was .. Funkee Jones the Panteeking Finally.. i am FREEEEE!!!!! He was moving his hips at 76bpm doing this funky beatbox thing.. wearing nothing but his sneakers, a sock, one of these fine leatherjackets and cool shades. WOW he really does a good beat.. *Jones gets down the pantyhill in one giant swinging jump and landed right in front of Lynk Former who nods his head since the beat started.* *beat stops* me the funkee jones here .. *rips of Lynk Formers belt and throws it out of the thread* .. thats your belt goin' dere .. *Jones' eyes following the path of Lynks pants .. "DOWN"* and PANTEEES!! .. *he pushed Lynk with one ear towards the BOX wich says "not really silent" on it.. * *turns volume to the max max.. presses power button* (Jones actually said something at this point.. but noone heard it) *the sonic pressure is so hard that Lynk Formers brain is forced out of the other ear.. funkee jones fills a glass with is* you must be thirsty Lynk.. here have a shake. *the somehow silent Lynk drinks the shake* *meanwhile funkee jones rushed out of the tread and returns with a big can of gasoline* *pours the gasoline over the panties* you know what is decidedly the best on Funkee Jones??? Funkee Jones the Panteeking always got.. .. MATCHES .. *the whole thread burns down to its foundation walls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 And not a second too soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 oh good someone finally killed me... but i'm still alive you BASTARD! *Lynk begins to growl, his eyes glowying red like the fires of hell (hey come on, why not? XD)* IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME DO A PROPER JOB OF IT YOU MORON *kicks the crap out of Ray* Oh wait, you forgot one fact, it's impossible to kill the forum mascot and the forum mascots keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 i didnt kill you.. *looks all around and fears the weasel* it was some liquide lobotomy thingy .. hey come on and the sound was GREAT *pulls ear-plugs out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 You're lucky. I told Mr. Weasel not to hurt anyone who tries to hurt me. I have a death wish *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 All rightey then! *(Kills Lynk with a splintered axe handle.)* Don't get to do that very often. Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 *points at Redwing there ya go the target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 *shrugs* if u're gonna kill me do it in real life. it's more effective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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