NiKo Posted August 16, 2003 Author Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Reclaimer I would block numbers go to Yahoo or Msn or something diffrent block e-mail all of that if she bothers you. huh?dude whats that got to do with anything? anyways..went on the date...was wild... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by RemiO Dude. Totally Fatal Attraction. Doesn't anybody learn from movies? I've leanrt that with no experiance, in a fight against fifty men, odds are, I'd win. NiKo, take a gun, just in case, if all else fails, a kitchen knife will do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 NiKo: Wild, eh? Need more details, you know...you have to spill the beans if you guys made like chinese acrobats under the dinner table....... Redwing: If you wanna get techincal about the wood...well, yes....you need wood in order to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing (lumber-jacking......hehe, get it?), and if you HAVE wood then you're kind of happy about whats going on....so a woman raping a guy isnt possible without using certain devices. These devices I will not mention, but they are terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Guybrush122 These devices I will not mention, but they are terrible. **HINT** It almost rhymes with Bilbo! Yeah, you got it, a Nilno...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 These devices I will not mention, but they are terrible. Tied down and force fed Viagra for days, until an opportunity for the rape begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo huh?dude whats that got to do with anything? anyways..went on the date...was wild... Details man! Details! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Neil Joshi **HINT** It almost rhymes with Bilbo! Yeah, you got it, a Nilno...? Try something that sounds like a Migrating Stack-Pong or a Dilating Lack-Mom Ernil: Being fore-fed viagra wouldnt work. The only thing that comes from that is a stiff neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 niiiko, are you CHEATING on me? What about our love-fern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 17, 2003 Author Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Frenchyd niiiko, are you CHEATING on me? Only on thursdays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Awww, the love fern. Did it die, Frenchy? I don't know, but it's just my personal opinion that you might want to seek out a man named Benny boo-boo boo-boo-boo... ....thats just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by Guybrush122 Try something that sounds like a Migrating Stack-Pong or a Dilating Lack-Mom Pulsating...fat... ... nope, lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Guybrush122 Awww, the love fern. Did it die, Frenchy? I don't know, but it's just my personal opinion that you might want to seek out a man named Benny boo-boo boo-boo-boo... ....thats just me heheheh, that movie cracks me up so much, because 1/2 my friends are like that. hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Rule Number 1 - Girls sitting outside strip clubs waiting to meet Mr. Right are probably...pretty desperate. I suggest that you tell her straight up - I'm not interested and stop calling. Then call block her and screen your calls. Don't date women you meet right outside strip clubs...its just trashy and you probably won't meet someone you'll spend more than a night with and not to mention get an std from.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Frenchyd heheheh, that movie cracks me up so much, because 1/2 my friends are like that. hahaha. I feel your pain. Truely. God, if anyone ever called me Chrissy boo-boo boobiekins or something along those lines I might have to just take their love fern and burn it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 20, 2003 Author Share Posted August 20, 2003 hehe, she's not trashy i'm the trashy one. she just happened to be next to the strip club cause there are lots of pubs and clubs around. she's really nice actually... and if you gotta know, i was in the strip club visiting a friend of mine, who works there as a waiter. (a FULLY CLOTHED waiter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 So what was her big secfret then? Is the kid really your son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 20, 2003 Author Share Posted August 20, 2003 okay when i said she's nice and all....? i'm taking it back SHE'S FREAKING ME OUT HERE!! today she said she's going to kill herself because i dont want a serious relationship. so now i'm with her only cause i feel sorry for her not cool, NOT cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo okay when i said she's nice and all....? i'm taking it back SHE'S FREAKING ME OUT HERE!! today she said she's going to kill herself because i dont want a serious relationship. so now i'm with her only cause i feel sorry for her not cool, NOT cool! Damn. You shouldnt have listened to them...anyways, let her kill herself. It wont be your fault. Itll be her stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 She won't do it. Trust me. Just get her some help, or something. Man, this is just like that Twilight Zone episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 today i met her and she seemed more than normal again... i'm so confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 I got it. She's skitsofrentic. I'm sure of it. Wow, your in a tight spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 You mean you've still been seeing this lunatic!! No. You should not. She sounds a little pyscho. For just meeting you - now she is going to kill herself over you.... ? Sounds like a heck of a catch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 let her kill herself. then she'll expect you to go to her funeral, and then when you don't, she'll always be lurking around in her spirit form and she'll make your life a living hell... so to avoid that, you have two options: 1. let her kill herself and go to her funeral (probably the better of the two) 2. don't let her kill herself and then let her stalk you for the rest of your life or you could report her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 The spirit-form might follow him home from the funeral. And take up residence in his lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 i had a guy do that. he was going to kill himself. and i, being the jerk i am, laughed. and he never did. people are attention whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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