Chevron 7 locke

*Sniffs sadly*

I see that our beloved smith has met with an accident.

*Stands at attention and salutes*

Welcome back! I thought you were gone for good.

Also, after a very long break I've started working on that AU star wars story that I've been putting off for quite a long time. I think your going to like Chapter 2 once I send it to you

*Stares angerly out at the people of the forums*

Hello! I'm chevron 7 locke! and i see that many of you see it funny that i got my post count put down to zero! I'm here to tell you that it's not a problem for me! I will be a junior member again in a few day! i have plenty of free time...just you wait...I will regain my post status and then i will say this to every one of you (Exept CQ, Endo, Trigger, Hanhar and a few others) Haha. You all thought I was gonna lay down and DIE?! you fools know nothing! In my time here, I have met so many nice people. A few of them have helped me make life decisions that may have changed my life, but a few of you just seem to take delight in making fun of little mistakes.

*Stares calmly ahead.*

It appears you forgot to ignite the lightsa-oh...I should have just kept my mouth shut.

*Stares in terror at Red's evil smile and futily tries to get out.*

Oh Noes! He's gonna kill me againz!

*Still running from Endo*

Fool! you can never catch me!

*Pulls out a blaster and begins trying to blast the pursuing Endo*

*Stops drooling* Of course...Of course...

What are you sick with by the way?

*Takes a bow.*

Happy to help

*Takes crowbar and cracks CQ over the head*

You forgot to add the smiley...

*Takes the flamethrower and smiles crazily*

Goody Goody Gum drops!

*His eye twiths as he hefts the flame thrower*

*Talks in a british accent*

Not bad! Wot Wot! Cheerio!

*TARDIS hits 88 miles an hour and vanishs leaving the helmet behind*

Aw...crap!

*Ten thousand chevs appear in CQs profile*

So...whats CQ doing today?

*One of the Chevs runs off with one of his armor sets*

*thousands of Chevs appear in Endo's profile and surround her*

Hiya Endo! What's happening?

*Throws a bucket of cold water on Endo*

Are you not tired now?

*Sees Endo's eyes flash*

Uh-Oh

*Throws mandalore off a clif.*

Don't poke me foo.

*Turns around then turns around again.*

Nothing much.

You?

*turns into Mr. Burns from simpsons*

Excellent...

*Turns back to normal*

How many people do you need before the RP can be started?

*Voice drops to a whisper.*

In the heart of man...there are always doubts CQ, be honest with yourself. admit that your addicted to...the Rps...admit it and we can help you overcome it

*Walks back in with the Kusanagi and the shotgun*

Here ya go, you may want to wipe the blood stains off

*Walks into Endo's profile while crying*

They killed Dr. Hobo!

*Crys a bit more until he gets it under control*

So *Sniff* how goes your life?

*Watches as he flys away.*

I didn't know he could fly.

*Watches as missle flies toward him.*

Oh...curses.

*Goes Ka-boom.*

*Watches stuff fall toward him*

Drat.

>_>

<_<

(Poke Poke)

What's up?

EDIT: I have been to the distant land of another forum and I have discovered smilies! Strange, yet awsome smilies!