Sabretooth
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh stranger supreme!
Stranger: Dance with me!!!!!!!!!
You: Tell me when Bee is coming back!
Stranger: I AM GOD!
You: Your last prophecy came true!
Stranger: not for the near future im afriad
You:
You: Anything more?
Stranger:
Stranger: ask an i shall reveal
You: Well, will she be back in the week?
Stranger: no u are lookin at months
You:
(((Stranger:
You: Will I ever find love?
Stranger: but when she doe return ur in for a wild time
You:
Stranger: not love lust im afraid
You: Hmm, not too bad
Stranger: yeah could be worse
You: Am I destined for great things?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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This is the most incredibly bizarre thing I've witnessed in recent memory:
http://www.lucasforums.com/converse.php?u=147910&u2=105405
I'm starting to question the meaning of my life.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Please GOD you gotta tell me when Bee is coming back
Stranger: hello
You: I can't live without her anymore
Stranger: i think she`ll be back tomorrow
You: Really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: just spoke to her on the phone
You: Thanks man, you're great
You: Plus, if you're wrong, I'm going to personally kill you and your family.
Stranger: well then i better be right
You: Let's hope Bee is charitable.
You have disconnected.
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With swords in our hands,
We killed each and every man,
Who dared to invade our sacred land!
Victory songs are rising in the night,
Telling all of our undying strength and might!
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He is drowned in emotions
He fades away from pain,
And heart is beating in the rhythm of ocean,
And soul is trying to forget her last mistake.
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How about installing Skype on that laptop
And in any case, you weren't on ages before that yours died, how should I trust you?
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You have like two dozen people begging you just to log into an instant messaging application
You disgust me
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I think debates a sucky waste of time and that everyone should have group sex instead y/n
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You asked for it >:|
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You found the time to do all this and not to login to Skype to meet your one true wittul brother? >:|
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Bee I demand a loooooooooooooooooooong explanation from you or I keep sending you offers and bank transfers
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Good Day My good friend,
Let me start by introducing myself, I am Mr Karim Jack,an ACCOUNTS OFFICER with an African Bank in Burkina-Faso of West Africa. I am writing you this letter based on the latest development at my bank which I will like to bring to your personal edification,($9million transfer claims ).
This is a legitimate transaction and you will be paid 30% for your "Assistance".If you are interested, kindly fill the below for the next step.
full names:
phone line:
country of origin:
age:
occupation:
marital status:
your bank information
account name:
account type:
account number:
bank address and phone/fax:
yours Sincerely
Mr Karim Jack
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Auditor General
Ovie Ogbura
Dear Sir/Madam,
I sending to you a sum of US$15.200.000, please accept it and do not mention of this transaction to anyone and also I am sure you are in surprise because we have not previously met before this.
Yours,
Ogbura
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Use it to deliver the ultimate Ice Burn to someone like say, oh I don't know, somebody from the Senate you know, and face-melting guitar solos will scorch the backgrounds and your long hair will fly in eternal supreme awesomeness.
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I trust youuuuuu <:]
Because if you always lied you wouldn't be very chaotic
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You appeared half an hour after I left and left half an hour before I arrived. >:[
Curse you, global curvature!
