Sabretooth

Sam, in your honour, I plan on writing a book of poems, titled Sam, your ham makes me go wham And Other Assorted Poems. I want your blessings.

Beeeeeeee! Skaipu! Naonaonao! Beta time is almost thar! Also listen to Dvorak, he is supreme.

Beee! Skaipu! Nao!

Yus yus good so far, thank you.

Is bee has good moarning?

There you go sir, a free visitor message.

Yes, and in any case, Vampires admire Chinese cuisine, there's something in that blood that's just irresistible.

OH MY GOD BEE DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT AVERY SAID DURING A VISITOR MESSAGE CONVERSATION WITH ME? SHE SAID THAT CHINA IS NOT A GOOD PLACE TO HANG OUT AND THAT CHINA CAUSED THE TITANIC TO SINK AND THAT HITLER WAS CHINESE. THIS IS HORRIBLE BEE, HORRIBEL!

OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT I AM SO TELLING BEE TO GET YOUR BUTT KICKED

Of course, they do not understand our greatness, oops I meant my greatness, har har.

DEVON WHY IS THIS MACHINE GIVING ME ORANGE I WANTED LEMON-LIME

Can the Bee speak Chinese? Phah! The Bee is a legendary Shaolin Master from the 36th Secret Monastery. She is truly humble and divine, and I bow in supreme reverence before Her Grace.

Also, I am going to use JABBERWILLENGLOCK as a general term of exclamation from now, especially during biting ironies regarding the bee and general situations involving large, unpronounceable words.

1. What Chapter 1?

2. No it is not, but it is still big.

3. I have always reviewed fanfics at CEC, I've just been a little inconsistent. I only review on the odd occasion of me reading a fic. Remember, that few have posted in the CEC before I have.

I see that my transliteration skills have been attributed to majesty. This is indeed not a good thing, and only goes to show the extent and reach of the influence of the putrid evil that is majesty. 'tis sad how friends become enemies so.

Why hello there, Hallucination! I'd normally post a witty pun just for the occasion, but then people would find out that you and I are the same person.

Bee you have not been alive on the Internet for two days, I am starting to get worried. I'm heading to Malaysia right after I learn CPR.

HOW GOES LIFE NAINARU I MEAN PEDOBEAR I MEAN NINER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Iny!

I bring you much brown love, with just the right level of brownie hotness, I hope you will approve. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3<3<3<3

Qliveur, if you've enjoyed any video game for its story you should definitely buy Deus Ex, if you haven't already. The OC is utterly awesome even by Ion Storm's standards, and as good as anything Spector could have made (although I don't know if he wrote any characters in it, he was the lead designer). Expansion or not, it's still 30ish hours long and has the best story of all games.

DEVON ARE YOU READING THIS

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DOUBLE CLICK IT OR RIGHT CLICK AND CLICK ON OPEN OR APPLY A CRACK IF NECESSARY OR SOMETHING

THAT GAME IS NOT GOING TO PLAY BY ITSELF IS IT MASTER DEVON?

You sir, are made of awesome, and my friendship proposal will further your awesomeness.

Much, much worse. It has also grown tusks.

Devon why have you not played Deus Ex yet, did you have a bad childhood or something, or were you dropped on your head as a kid, because Deus Ex is the GODGAME and you are being an ignorant fool by not playing it, right.