RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 ....just thought I'd better warn everyone about what Ray gets up to on the weekend.....
Lynk Former Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 ........................................................... interesting... does it pay well?
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 nooooooo. roy... my secret.... !!!!!! *breaks down crying* *hides somewhere in a dark corner of the thread and speaks from there* arent that YOU in the background feeling so ssssssexed, roy?? now roy .. tell me about your mr winkies trick .. i mean.. your panties are fitting GREAT!! btw.. i hang out here coz i can dress up like this the whole week... everbody here is so pantee addicted .. noone recognizes .. :D
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Author Posted September 9, 2003 winkles trick?? You've lost me there Ray
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 lol.. WINKIE.. mr winkie..?? sir long john?? mr icandoyouallnitelong..? you're using duct tape, arent ya?
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Author Posted September 9, 2003 Oh, you mean the plate spinning trick??
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 ???????????? errr.. . spinning plates.. duct tape and an anaconda?? Y O U A R E N U T S mister. .. *downloads the pic prints it and adds it to his family album, writes roy and me at world pantees convention, i was first and roy last because of his plate spinning trick*
RicardoLuigi... Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 hey...mr winkie...that reminds me... go see dickie roberts.
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Author Posted September 9, 2003 I turned pro with the plate spinning trick - had to retire during a world title spin off however, due to friction burns......some sod had swapped my vaseline for general purpose car lubricating grease..... .....shame as I almost unified the WDPSO/WDPSC/WDPSA/IDPSF titles that night........
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 you where a pro?? .. i heard the pros are using plates with nubs. does this give you any advantages in your "privacy"..?
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Author Posted September 9, 2003 The REAL pro's used diclothinitovernite, a special drug that encourages the *cough* member to attain the best possible shape and size..... ....unfortunateley this was banned in 1999 after one competitor was found lying on the floor after his 'equipment' had inverted, taking the plate with it....
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 ok.. THIS is the point where i have to go to bed.. good night. *cant sleep* *goes and chats on in an internetforum where he frequently meets his friends like bgbenny and remi* :D:D:D
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Author Posted September 9, 2003 Now that I've finally realised where you post Mr Jones, I'll be expecting us to reinstate our great double act.....for those of you who don't know how special buddies Ray and I are....think of:- Starsky and Hutch Dempsey and Makepiece Turner and Hooch (obviously Ray is the drooling one with the furry behind!)
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 err. i dont know this man .. think of a lollypop and Kojak boobies and bras panties and honey macgyver and the pocketknife .. short said.. Roy and Ray .. :D:D Roy.. to make this clear.. I'LL drive the car ..
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Author Posted September 9, 2003 ....are we taking the Capri, or the Cortina Ray?
Ray Jones Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 *points at bedmobile* the girls are waiting..
Cmdr. Cracken Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 Roy, i'm glad that you have made it to our corner of the web, but please, bear in mind to keep the strict spam laws of the land. granted, i'm more liberal than some of my fellow moderators in arms across lucasforums, but even i have my limits. good day, and welcome to Aresen.
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!!! *(Runs into the sunset, pulling his hair out, screaming.)* Roy: Did you just get a spam ticket in Aresen? Never mind the plate-spinning, man. I believe you've just set another world record of some kind... (Note: The Cracken must be obeyed. Some other mods might deserve disrespect, but the Cracken must be obeyed.)
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 9, 2003 Author Posted September 9, 2003 Cmdr. Cracken: Noted boss, will try to keep to the rules... Zoom: Course I'll respect the boss - he doesn't go around randomly insulting people does he? No....see I thought not.......anyway Crackens from Rochester....which is cool
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 9, 2003 Posted September 9, 2003 Rochester is indeed on the cool side, if my maps are up to date. Almost canadian... My theory is that Cracken is unusually cool because he doesn't move much. Less calories expended in work equals lower median body temperature. Hey, it's just a theory.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 Zoom: your theory is true, due to the over arching philosophy of lazy in which i adhear tol. The Lazy must be upheald, which means minimal effort expended to do tasks. It's not because Rochester has such cool weather. Though it can get nippy, considering my definition of nippy is anything in the single digits. Roy: In fact, Rochester is the center of suckage in the North East, bar Vermont. Or New Hampshire. They have similar suckage mas, but Rochester is a black hole of Suckage. Vermont and New Hampsires are mearly Red Giants.
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 I think Klamath Falls, Oregon is the gravitational center of the suck galaxy. It even sucks itself... I only visted once. I'll never be the same.
Redwing Posted September 10, 2003 Posted September 10, 2003 THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!!! Seconded. j/k Rogue15: Honey mustard is indeed rather sweet. There's sweeter things, though. Roy: Did I welcome you yet? I think I did...but I'm too tired to be sure
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