The Bachelorette LOTR edition

[Darth Eggplant]

with reality shows so popular these days,

here's a Lord Of The Rings version of the Bachelorette.

In this reality show, the lovely Arwen

must choose from ten possible bachelors

to find her true love.

and you the forum audience

get to cast the votes which will bring Arwen

to her true love. so each week

for the next 10 weeks

cast your vote for Arwen's Boy Toy.

each vote is a rose given to the bachelor

who is being asked to GTFO!

so grab a rose, watch the thorns

and true love will triumph.

(we hope)

[ET Warrior]

Wormtongue.......he's a cwapface and must go.

[Kain]

Grima is too busy stalking Aowyn to even show up to the show.

[B00thbe]

Wormtongue is too creepy for Arwen.

[legameboy]

Wormtongue... gotta go. He's so dark and filthy.

[Sam Fisher]

Grima.

 

He needs you go.

[Clemme w/Stick]

I say Wild Bill Ferny.

 

-Clemme

[Darth Talliusc]

huzzah im the first to vote aragorn!

 

 

*ducks under flying furniture and fruit thrown at him*

 

sorry but i think that aragorn looks more like he belongs in a trailer park then at the head of an army.

 

imo gimli deservers arwen...... oh wait i just realized what the kids would look like! scratch that. she can go to the west and be by herself!

[Darth Eggplant]

I just realized i should have included Treebeard

cause Elves are natural born tree huggers

plus Arwen might have enjoyed getting

a big old woody

[ckcsaber]

Legolas.

 

Can't stand a pretty boy...

[The Cheat]

i would have to say wormtongue, he is just so creepy

[Miko Reglia]

yeah wormtongue should be outta here

 

but i have a feeling by the end, were gonna end up with legolas, or smeagol:D

[Insane Monkey]

GO SMEAGOL AND LEGOLAS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ForceMaster]

Put me down for wormtonque too. Creepy