Ray Jones Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Originally posted by Redwing They can. Just not when you're watching, because they're getting ready to, uh, talk to you. oh yeah.. really..? why are you so sure?? i assure you men cantcouldnt do it with his mouth closed too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 22, 2003 Author Share Posted September 22, 2003 When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carry shipments? Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia) Why are french fries call that when they come from Switzerland? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? Cheese can't talk If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible? The Germans. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? No Indo-European language I've ever met has done this, so the answer is "because" Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carry shipments? Both carry both. Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? Germans. Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia) Irony Why are french fries call that when they come from Switzerland? There's plenty of French in Switzerland Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? So they don't die en route to their target If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? no. just no. You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed? Because whelmed isn't a word We have eyebrows specifically so Zoom would ask me why we have them. I HAVE BLOWN YOUR MIND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nute Gunray If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible? The Germans. terrific can be both horrible and grandiose.. a matter of context. germans are just cute.. like ..errrr .. me? Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? Germans. no. it is made of hamburg citizens. there are way too much of them.. oh and french fries are called pommes fritz here.. and according to 21 11 should be pronounce tentyone .. or so.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JangoClone#104 Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 god i'm laughing so much that i don't think i could ever visit this thread again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by RayJones and according to 21 11 should be pronounce tentyone .. or so.. yeah, but that sounds too much like twenty-one imagine the confusion that would cause... "how old did you say you were?" *enter angry dad with baseball bat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Sivy B yeah, but that sounds too much like twenty-one imagine the confusion that would cause... "how old did you say you were?" *enter angry dad with baseball bat* but there are many possibilities for tentyone old boys/girls too .. all they have to do is mmbl a bit "sure i'm tmntyon*cough*" hmm. what about tenone? i mean twenty - twentyone thirty - thirtyone ten - tenone a guy who is tenone can already have a big tenon and a girl would have none... .. ?????? or what? .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nute Gunray We have eyebrows specifically so Zoom would ask me why we have them. I HAVE BLOWN YOUR MIND. Nice try, pumpkin...but you can't dismiss causality that easily. The key to understanding Ray's posts: Meditate on them, you must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Nice try, pumpkin...but you can't dismiss causality that easily. I call it as I see it and causation be damned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Siv When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? "Hairless monkeys!" If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible? Who says it isn't? I mean...can't you be terrifically terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? It's not? *Runs* Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carry shipments? Well, ships carry gasoline, which makes cars go! And cars carry ship mints, which give ships their wonderful seabreeze scent. Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? Well because it's the best thing since sliced bread of course! ...Except it's not...but that's the reason. Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia) A better question is...why is the word "hippo" in there? I mean...it means "horse"...or..."water"...one of those...and neither make sense Why are french fries call that when they come from Switzerland? They're not called French fries...they're called FREEDOM Fries! And hey, there's plenty of uh...freedom in Switzerland Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? In case they crash early? If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? Well, I hear it does in the purple-colored sections of Egypt on the map and certain, mountainous parts of Uzbekistan. There's also some fire-snorting cows in upper Siberia. Any typical urban cows you might see here, however, snort normal things like air freshner and semi-digested coca-cola. You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed? Well, you can be under a brick and under a brick, but you can't be simply a brick, can you! Hah! (Well...I guess that's debatable but you know what I mean ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 26, 2003 Author Share Posted September 26, 2003 When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Why are feet smelly and noses runny? What if the Hokey Pokey is what its all about? Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why do men have nipples? What is the speed of dark? What would happen if you were to break a mirror with a rabbits foot? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasslera Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by Siv What if the Hokey Pokey is what its all about? It is, it is!!*Gets papers and folders and whatnot from the dusty cabinets of her brain, tossing penguins out on the way* ~ahem.~ Everyday we go back and forth from work to school to class, and back home again. We go other places every once in a while, but in the grand scheme of things its just back and forth and back and forth again. Then something happens that shakes the foundations of our life, a new job, getting laid off, a wedding, a new lover, a birth, a death, a war, terrorism, a mid-life crisis, graduating from highschool, college, university, a new home, leaving the country, even reading a book can change everything we thought we knew. Everything changes, the routine, the people the places. But eventually we go back to going back and forth and back and forth again. ^___^ *Dances with the penguins*the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by Siv What would happen if you were to break a mirror with a rabbits foot? You get your head chopped off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 What The ****....i did the same stuff on mIRC a couple days ago, when everyone was afk except for some people who kept answering....Sivy damn you fro stealing my idea, DAMN YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Looks like another 'Reclaimer moment.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 29, 2003 Author Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Mamba What The ****....i did the same stuff on mIRC a couple days ago, when everyone was afk except for some people who kept answering....Sivy damn you fro stealing my idea, DAMN YOU well you call the questions and i'll call the questions, and we'll see who they come to. j/k a couple of days ago huh? well my first post was 10 days ago, so really you stole the idea from me and since I stole the idea from a website i stumbled upon, i wont be suing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 I dropped a piece of toast today. It landed butter side up. I guess I'm living in an alternate universe. Alos, I don't think the rule applies to altered cats or pieces of toast (altered as in being tied to one another). Becasue if a cat is dead, it won't land on its feet, will it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 uhh.. it depends on the rotation (?) if the toast lands on the buttered or not buttered side. .. if it just falls of the edge it will land on the buttered side, because it mostly get a turning impulse by simply losing the balance.. through the following rotation it lands on the buttered side.. (?) if the toast is shoved over the edge (hard enough) the angular acceleration becomes less because the time where the toast "touches" the edge is shorter.. so it will simply fall onto the ground and land on the "butt"-side.. (plus move into the direction it was pushed). so if we double the height of common tables we can solve the problem. or we could half our gravity acceleration.. or a mix of that. ps.. HHIIIIIIII shivermetimbers.. i send you a warm smelly hellaaaauuuu to aresen.. (i'm just saying because i didnt saw you before.. or lets say i dont remember seeing you before .. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 When i take physics, i will answer this question of the buttered toast. and silence you all. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted September 30, 2003 Share Posted September 30, 2003 I'm in physics, my teacher said that if you tie a piece of toast, butter side up to a cat's back, the world implodes. Don't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 We should send a kitty-cat with buttered toast tied to its back up into space to resolve this issue. If we eliminate the element of gravity from the equation, we may see if the relative difference in mass between cat and toast plays a part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 There's probably some mathmatical equation to figure this out. Just no-one ever bothered... but i will...oh yes... my Thesis will be on this very subject..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken There's probably some mathmatical equation to figure this out. Just no-one ever bothered... you are so wrong.. *ducks to avoid the jedi mind trick* and you are right. someone bothered. and there are equations existing i read an 10+(!!!) Pages article about the "toast-issue" in a physics mag 6 years ago .. i know it all and you dont. if i only would know physics/maths in english.. bah. i wont tell you either. hahaha.. i own teh knowledge.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I've always wondered: if you place two mirrors facing each other, can you see infinity? I can now say: no, of course not. Your head gets in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 .. plus the fact that intensity of the light rays getting weaker every time a ray hits a mirror. except for the usage of perfect mirrors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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