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`WANTED: GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD... ...for the murder of G.P. LeChuck...

...also for the use of witchcraft on the person of Largo LaGrande...

...the thievery of clothing and medically prescribed hair supplements for such witchcraft...

...graverobbing...

...trespassing...

...larceny without a permit...

...disturbing the peace...

...illegal gambling on a sporting event...

...use of falsified identification for the purchase of alcohol...

...exceeding allowable FDA limit for rodent parts in vichyssoise...

...premature entombment of a non-dead individual...

...reckless tampering with city-maintained plumbing without prior acquisition of an environmental impact report...

...transportation of animals not in a mental state to give consent...

...vandalizing a historical miniature...

...reckless use of gardening tools...

...impersonating a woman in order to evade prosecution...

...unauthorized exiting from a penal institution...

...two counts of unauthorized exiting from a penal institution...

...unauthorized exiting from a penal institution...

...impersonating a federal mail boat...

...reanimating dead persons within city limits...

...possession of library books not specifically checked out to oneself...

...mixing drinks without a liquor license...

...and releasing a dangerous reptile in a populated area.

Also wanted for questioning regarding the disappearance of prescription eyewear.

Reward offered for information leading to the suspect's apprehension.

Threepwood is to be considered armed and dangerous.`

 

Armed and dangerous?

 

Right on!

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How many counts of each

 

Lets Start MI1

 

Part 1

-Stealing fish

-Stealing a pot

-Abusing birds

-Stealing Sword, Shovel, and etc. from shopkeeper

-Threatening to kill many pirates

-Trespassing

-Picking poisonous flowers

-Feed pirhana poodles soiled meat

-and some more

 

i don't remember much of the rest

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...placing a Tri-Island governor under a "horribly disfiguring" voodoo curse...

...unauthorized tinkering with catapult controls...

...deliberate sabotage of various other machinery...

...arson and/or pyromania...

...temporarily but illegally parking a giant monkey robot on Governor Marley's front lawn...

...breaking and entering (repeatedly)...

...impersonating an evil chicken...

...kidnapping a duck (ducknapping?)...

...planting headlice in a comb with malicious intent...

...befouling Mr. Mandrill's platypus...

 

...and other wanton acts of stupidity.

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Originally posted by TyraaRane

...placing a Tri-Island governor under a "horribly disfiguring" voodoo curse...

...unauthorized tinkering with catapult controls...

...deliberate sabotage of various other machinery...

...arson and/or pyromania...

...temporarily but illegally parking a giant monkey robot on Governor Marley's front lawn...

...breaking and entering (repeatedly)...

...impersonating an evil chicken...

...kidnapping a duck (ducknapping?)...

...planting headlice in a comb with malicious intent...

...befouling Mr. Mandrill's platypus...

 

...and other wanton acts of stupidity.

 

Well you can befoul any stuffed animal in his house (Ozzie Mandrill)

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Gross incompetence, Gross neglagence, repeated breaking and entering,grave robbing, theft of the following:

A hunk of meat,

flowers,

a gold plated banana picker,

A Diamond ring with a horribly disfiguring voodoo curse,

a basket of kuju jerky pretzels,

The Sea Cucumber,

A bottle of root beer,

LeChucks underwear :D,

a pair of surgical gloves,

a dime,

A mirror,

a hammer + chisel,

A duck,

Scupperware

a dog,

A gorrila's personal possessions,

JoJo the monkey,

4 map pieces,

And a giant monkey robot.

 

 

And a load of other junk.

Also fraud, underage consumption of grog :D ,

Also charged with the murder of the Ghost Pirate LeChuck, The murder of Zombie Ghost Pirate LeChuck, and the murder of Demon Zombie Ghost Pirate LeChuck, and the stupidity to accidently help in the ressurection of afore mentioned Ghost Pirate.

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Don't forget:

 

...Illegal gambling...

...Cheating at said illegal gambling...

...Leaving a giant smoking crater in Governor Marley's front lawn (the gardeners will be trying to clean that up for weeks)...

...Theft of multiple map pieces...

...Framing one Captain Kate Capsize...

...Breaking out of prison...

...Destruction of a bank vault door...

 

...And at this rate, he'll be in prison for life.

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  • 2 weeks later...

...multiple charges of assault ( Stan, Murray (he knocked Murry's head into the ocean), Largo LaGrande, Demon-Zombie-Ghost pirate LeChuck,Herman Toothrot (Horatio Torquamada Marley {don't write in about spelling}.....

......misuse of a fire alarm.....

...theft of a parrot whistle,a copy of Scumm magazine, and various other pirate paraphanelia from the Academy,

A dunce cap,

2 hand puppets........

 

I give him life.

-EPILOGUE-

Guybrush defends himself in Court.Due to the incompetence of his legal team he is given life sentece.When he dies he will be ressurected to serve it again.When his Ghost form dies (reletively speaking) he will be ressurected as a Zombie, then a Demon....get the idea?

Maybe thats the reason why LeXhuck has so many forms...

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I think it may be an endless list. Almost everything he takes he steals, he has comitted arson(the barrel o' rum) He breaks and enters. He has comitted murder, trespassed, conspired against the government. I think he has done just about every illegal thing he could, with the exception of sexual assault and other things they can't mention in the game.

 

 

Multiple life terms. Only we'd just have to find a way for him to escape again.:D

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  • 3 weeks later...

He's not some naive kid either, at least in the second one when you try to cross the barrier at the end after taking the elevator up, he says something to the effect of "that would be illegal" so he at least has some awareness of his breaking of the laws.

On the other hand, if we are speaking of islands ruled by pirates or tyrants and so forth, then who is to say what's really illegal and even if so, what laws ought to be obeyed? Relative to those guys who walk on the dock above you when Shinetop kicks you down, Guybrush isn't so bad...I mean that guy committed a felony with a knife....

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guybrush has done a ton of illegal stuff, BUT since he is the govener of the tri-island area i think hes pretty much save since im guessing the courts were abit unfair back in pirate days.

 

If he gets captured in a island he dosnt goven then hes screwed except he has got things to help such as killing lechuck 4 timess and stoping an Aussie from destroying pirate life as we know it.

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Originally posted by jigger_jay

remeber in comi he technically made murray into how he is by blowing him up w/ the cannon, and stealing some guys arm and sword.

 

at least a term between 30 - 70 years

- Dousing Murray's arm in glue, then cruely mocking Murray with the gluey arm

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