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while i was surfing i stumbled upon an aussie slang dictionary and oh how i laughed when reading it :D

 

here are some of my favorites...

 

Brown-eyed mullet : a turd in the sea

Bush telly : campfire

Dead dingo's donger, as dry as a : dry

Dingo's breakfast : no breakfast

Dog's balls, stands out like : obvious

Dummy, spit the : get very upset at something

Figjam : "F**k I'm good; just ask me". Nickname for people who have a high opinion of themselves

Galah : fool, named after the bird of the same name which flies south in the winter - a bloody silly thing to do in the Southern Hemisphere

Liquid laugh : vomit

Lizard drinking, flat out like a : flat out, busy

Lunch, who opened their? : OK, who farted?

Naughty, have a : have sex

Nun's nasty, as dry as a : dry

Pig's arse! : I don't agree with you

Pommy bastard : an Englishman

Shark biscuit : somebody new to surfing

Technicolor yawn : vomit

White pointers : topless (female) sunbathers

Wobbly boot on, he's got the : drunk

Woop Woop : invented name for any small unimportant town - "he lives in Woop Woop"

 

 

know any funny or interesting slang?

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heres some good old british slang

 

Bonk – or to get your leg over, i.e to have sex.

Bees Knees - This is the polite version of the dog's bollocks, i.e great

Bob's your uncle – there you go or there you have it “I was looking for my watch and, bob’s your uncle, it was under the chair”

Fiddle sticks – a substitute for swearing "oh fiddle sticks!"

Goosey Gander – to have a look at

Goolies - If you have been kicked in the goolies, your eyes would be watering and you would be clutching your balls

Fluke - If something great happened to you by chance that would be a fluke.

Full of beans - This means to have loads of energy

Gutted - If someone is really upset by something they might say that they were gutted.

Hanky panky - or "slap and tickle" as some older folks call it - would be making out in America

Hump - If you have got the hump it means you are in a mood. If you are having a hump, it means you are having sex

Hunky-dory – its ok, ‘everything’s hunk-dory’

How's your father? - This is a very old term for sex

Jammy - If you are really lucky or flukey

Nowt - This is Yorkshire for nothing. Similarly owt is Yorkshire for anything. Hence the expression "you don't get owt for nowt". Roughly translated as "you never get anything for nothing"

Off your trolley - If someone tells you that you're off your trolley, it means you have gone raving bonkers, crazy, mad

Pavement pizza - Well here the pavement is the sidewalk and a pavement pizza is a descriptive way of saying vomit

Rat arsed - Yet another term for drunk

Shufti - Pronounced shooftee, this means to take a look at something,

Stone the crows - This is an old expression with the same meaning as "cor blimey".

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