Sivy Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 while i was surfing i stumbled upon an aussie slang dictionary and oh how i laughed when reading it here are some of my favorites... Brown-eyed mullet : a turd in the sea Bush telly : campfire Dead dingo's donger, as dry as a : dry Dingo's breakfast : no breakfast Dog's balls, stands out like : obvious Dummy, spit the : get very upset at something Figjam : "F**k I'm good; just ask me". Nickname for people who have a high opinion of themselves Galah : fool, named after the bird of the same name which flies south in the winter - a bloody silly thing to do in the Southern Hemisphere Liquid laugh : vomit Lizard drinking, flat out like a : flat out, busy Lunch, who opened their? : OK, who farted? Naughty, have a : have sex Nun's nasty, as dry as a : dry Pig's arse! : I don't agree with you Pommy bastard : an Englishman Shark biscuit : somebody new to surfing Technicolor yawn : vomit White pointers : topless (female) sunbathers Wobbly boot on, he's got the : drunk Woop Woop : invented name for any small unimportant town - "he lives in Woop Woop" know any funny or interesting slang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 "White pointers : topless (female) sunbathers" ahh, that one made me luagh hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Yep. Made a complete "shop front" of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 17, 2003 Author Share Posted October 17, 2003 heres some good old british slang Bonk – or to get your leg over, i.e to have sex. Bees Knees - This is the polite version of the dog's bollocks, i.e great Bob's your uncle – there you go or there you have it “I was looking for my watch and, bob’s your uncle, it was under the chair” Fiddle sticks – a substitute for swearing "oh fiddle sticks!" Goosey Gander – to have a look at Goolies - If you have been kicked in the goolies, your eyes would be watering and you would be clutching your balls Fluke - If something great happened to you by chance that would be a fluke. Full of beans - This means to have loads of energy Gutted - If someone is really upset by something they might say that they were gutted. Hanky panky - or "slap and tickle" as some older folks call it - would be making out in America Hump - If you have got the hump it means you are in a mood. If you are having a hump, it means you are having sex Hunky-dory – its ok, ‘everything’s hunk-dory’ How's your father? - This is a very old term for sex Jammy - If you are really lucky or flukey Nowt - This is Yorkshire for nothing. Similarly owt is Yorkshire for anything. Hence the expression "you don't get owt for nowt". Roughly translated as "you never get anything for nothing" Off your trolley - If someone tells you that you're off your trolley, it means you have gone raving bonkers, crazy, mad Pavement pizza - Well here the pavement is the sidewalk and a pavement pizza is a descriptive way of saying vomit Rat arsed - Yet another term for drunk Shufti - Pronounced shooftee, this means to take a look at something, Stone the crows - This is an old expression with the same meaning as "cor blimey". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 Siv, Have a guess at a "complete shop front". GO ON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 aaah, it's a shame Lynk isn't here to comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 17, 2003 Share Posted October 17, 2003 liquid laugh.. :D:D lol. lollollollollollol. StarWarsPhreak: i'm shure he reads this and must bite his toungeis complete bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 18, 2003 Author Share Posted October 18, 2003 Originally posted by BawBag™ Siv, Have a guess at a "complete shop front". GO ON!!! never heard that one before. what it mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Um. Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 im gonna start incorparating this into my everyday speech lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 Originally posted by Siv never heard that one before. what it mean? Well, if I mention it freely on the boards, my mouth will need a ridiculous amount of soap to be washed out with. *sends PM* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Pommy bastard = an Englishman. Well, Bob's your uncle--that's the dog's balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 let's remember to try and keep this clean, yall. kthankxbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 20, 2003 Author Share Posted October 20, 2003 *reads BawBag's PM* stone the crows! *goes to clean eyes out with soap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by Siv *reads BawBag's PM* stone the crows! *goes to clean eyes out with soap* me too me too!!!!!! *is just curios* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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