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Hello, friend.

 

Welcome....*glances around nervously*...to Life and how to live it. My own forum home, and that of many other amazing people. It's a place of strife and conflict. Some people are bitterly against Star Wars, others merely Aresen-dislikers. Everything runs hot and cold at random intervals. Some leave. Some stay. Some get maimed or killed in good-natured scuffles. Still others are so befuddled by off-topic madness that they take their own lives. This is a dangerous place.

 

We are united by a love of Tim Schafer. Well, at least a few of us are. More generally, a love of Monkey Island that sprouted into a general regard for each other. We are the elect, the enlightened. We have beaten the Swordmaster and substituted a Jolly Roger for a pressed skull. We have destroyed LeChuck more times than can be counted. We have Escaped from Monkey Island. We like grog. You can too.

 

Some of us believe in sanity and coherence, and intelligence in posting. Or they would like to believe it. You will meet these people very soon. Some of us are clinically insane, to balance it all out.

 

Pick up the Secret of Monkey Island and you will understand all this enigmatic hooey that is flowing from my keyboard. I don't know why it is, either. It's like in the Princess Bride, where Inigo says, "Father, guide my sword," and the sword bumps into the knot on the tree that opens the door. I have little control over it.

 

That having been said, enjoy your stay in Life and How to live it. Watch your step. Don't spam, flame, annoy the mods in any way, forget to buy me presents on Valentine's Day and DO play Monkey Island.

 

:wavey:

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Ok, Welcome TK-421 to the formal-Harbor.

Enjoy yourself. We are NOT all in love with Tim Schafer, and the Harbor was not always like this, we've been oerrun by new people lately and tons of oldbies left. THis depression is worse than anything Aresen has experienced. Boy I wish everyone that was here when I was new where still here.

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I wish I was an oldie. I feel like it was all my fault that the Harbour was turned into this radioactive wasteland. And yeah, Ernil, how did you know I was depressed? Good grief. Good freakin' GRIEF.

 

We don't love panties here. Those are best enjoyed with Aresen sauce. We love....um....reminescing about the days before I came.

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Originally posted by Kjølen

Ok, Welcome TK-421 to the formal-Harbor.

Enjoy yourself. We are NOT all in love with Tim Schafer, and the Harbor was not always like this, we've been oerrun by new people lately and tons of oldbies left. THis depression is worse than anything Aresen has experienced. Boy I wish everyone that was here when I was new where still here.

 

Nice to see us newbies are appreciated. :(

 

Anyway, hello TK-421. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

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Originally posted by Shivermetimbers

Nice to see us newbies are appreciated. :(

 

Heh, don't worry about it. Escapemi.com's forums haven't been around for very long, and I wouldn't consider any of the people who have been around there since the start to be "oldies". The Harbor was lame since the beginning anyway.

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Originally posted by RemiO

Heh, don't worry about it. Escapemi.com's forums haven't been around for very long, and I wouldn't consider any of the people who have been around there since the start to be "oldies". The Harbor was lame since the beginning anyway.

 

 

Remi, be nice to them. Every forum is different and every forum has it's own established elder class, escapmi.com included, however lame you may think they may be. It was their forum, they were happy there, and there was nothing wrong with that. The reason why they got upset was because after the merger they were going on with their usual thing until the big thread locks. It would've helped if some mods weren't being condescending to the harborites and instead took the time to talk to them and try and address the problems. After all, the old phrase you get more with honey than you do with vinegar is true, especially with this place. Vinegar was used (best used on a salad) and look what we have here. I'm sorry this had to happen to this community.

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Originally posted by Alia

Hello, friend.

 

Welcome....*glances around nervously*...to Life and how to live it. My own forum home, and that of many other amazing people. It's a place of strife and conflict. Some people are bitterly against Star Wars, others merely Aresen-dislikers. Everything runs hot and cold at random intervals. Some leave. Some stay. Some get maimed or killed in good-natured scuffles. Still others are so befuddled by off-topic madness that they take their own lives. This is a dangerous place.

 

We are united by a love of Tim Schafer. Well, at least a few of us are. More generally, a love of Monkey Island that sprouted into a general regard for each other. We are the elect, the enlightened. We have beaten the Swordmaster and substituted a Jolly Roger for a pressed skull. We have destroyed LeChuck more times than can be counted. We have Escaped from Monkey Island. We like grog. You can too.

 

Some of us believe in sanity and coherence, and intelligence in posting. Or they would like to believe it. You will meet these people very soon. Some of us are clinically insane, to balance it all out.

 

Pick up the Secret of Monkey Island and you will understand all this enigmatic hooey that is flowing from my keyboard. I don't know why it is, either. It's like in the Princess Bride, where Inigo says, "Father, guide my sword," and the sword bumps into the knot on the tree that opens the door. I have little control over it.

 

That having been said, enjoy your stay in Life and How to live it. Watch your step. Don't spam, flame, annoy the mods in any way, forget to buy me presents on Valentine's Day and DO play Monkey Island.

 

:wavey:

 

 

.....YOU!!!!

*grabs you by the neck and chokes you*

the world is mine...you hear me?? MINE!!!!

^^

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So she's dead?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Good. Much better.

 

 

 

You've got to be kidding, Kjo. This is the livliest I've ever seen this place. When I started posting, back a few months, this place was DESERTED. It's picked up recently.

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I'll just pick up this Welcome Sign again and....get ready for this...welcome you all again, and those of you who signed up after I did!

 

Sorry about that weird rant that I posted and TK quoted. It was a long hard morning, and the caffeine was working weird. I hate to tell you all this now, but I'm always alive, often here, and always with my katana. If you have any questions about that, feel free to PM me or challenge me to a battle. The lines are always open.

 

*benevolent smile*

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err.. yeah tk..

 

:wavey:

 

*pokes tk in the eye (really, really, really, hard) and ties a patch around his head*

 

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welcome to teh harbor piraTee Kay .. :p

 

 

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if you'd like to complete your look just ask andyaliceadelminealia.. she has a nice katana and could easily cut off you leg to make place for one of these wonderful peg legs here..

 

*grabs one, shows it to tk and then smashes it on tk's head*

 

 

 

*covers tk with post-its with "pirate wannabe" written on them*

 

 

 

 

 

..

 

*err.. runs? .. .. nah .. not really ..*

 

:D

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You, Ernil, of all people, should realize that one can never escape my lethal katana.

 

So, all right....no more happy welcome warnings.

 

*leaps towards TK, scratching his arm a wee bit with her blade*

 

After you get a band-aid, you can stop crying. Oh, don't be disappointed, guys....we can't KILL potential humans. And I WON'T go to bed. Won't. Ever.

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