*Radio Free Saturn*

[Lynk Former]

"We're under attack by commie-nazi's!!"

[lukeiamyourdad]

Uh... actually the nazis hate the commies.

[Deac]

Therefore, the evil Commie-Nazi is at war with himself. So that's why they were limited to Ranier Wolfcastle movies!

[Redwing]

Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

(Wake up, Aresen.)

 

But...but...but...

[Zoom Rabbit]

Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad

Uh... actually the nazis hate the commies.

 

The nazis hate the commies, but the commies love the nazis. It's one of those tragic unrequited love stories full of angst and drama, occasionally shaken up by the mysterious third lover, existentialism.

 

[Nitro]

I'm a Communnazi!

[Ray Jones]

common nazi?

[Nitro]

HEIL STALIN!

[Zoom Rabbit]

 

Wally the space dolphin says that when it comes to analyzing Josef Stalin as a historical figure, pigeonholing him by ideology as either a communist or a nazi is a futile matter due to the man's own inscrutable gambler-like tendencies to spontaneously create his own political agenda and insanely unpredictable choice of means by achieving it, at times seeming the communist by the political apparatus by which he held the reins of power in his teeth, at times a nazi by the hob-nailed crush of the boot heel of his domestic policies, and a times seeming like a rock star wigged on LSD and cough syrup by the groovy, groovy stars in his eyes.

 

I also hear he had a wonderful singing voice.

[Nitro]

Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh,

Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus!

Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov,

Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz!

 

Sing it with me!

[Zoom Rabbit]

Someone's been watching The Hunt for Red October too many times...

[Ray Jones]

only one ping!

 

 

 

[Nitro]

Zoom, I have that movie memorized.

 

And Ray, it's "Give me a ping, Vasily... One ping only, please."

[Dr Edison 007]

Doing a sociological study on perversion. I'm up to Advanced Child Molesting.

 

Sorry, I'm mourning the loss of a great member, excuse me for a moment.

 

Anyway, a joke (and a ****ing terrible one at that.)

 

What did the duck say when the bartended asked what to do with his drink's bill?

 

 

He said: Put it on my bill.

 

[Kuuki]

yeah, dont repeat it... XP

[Rogue-for-Higher]

Originally posted by Nitro

Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh,

Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus!

Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov,

Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz!

 

Sing it with me!

 

Slavsya Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,

Druzhbi narodov nadyozhniy oplot,

Partiya Lenina, sila narodnaya

Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!

[Zoom Rabbit]

Originally posted by Dr Edison 007

What did the duck say when the bartended asked what to do with his drink's bill?

 

 

He said: Put it on my bill.

 

I'm very sorry, Dr. Edison, but we're going to have to kill you for that. It's a shame, really, because I've always enjoyed your inventions...

 

Yoink! Which means:

 

 

Welcome to Aresen, home of the electric sheep.

[Deac]

Originally posted by Nitro

Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh,

Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus!

Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov,

Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz!

 

Sing it with me!

 

Isn't that what it plays whilst you're Installing Operation Flashpoint?

[Commander 598]

I believe that is the Soviet National Anthem...

[Zoom Rabbit]

Nope. Actually, it's the Mickey Mouse Club song translated into russian. Behold:

 

Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh, (Who's the leader of the band,)

Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus! (That's made for you and me?)

Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov, (M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E)

Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz! (Mickey Mouse--Donald Duck! Mickey Mouse--Donald Duck!)

 

Someone go check the freezer and see if Uncle Walt is turning over yet.

[Ray Jones]

Originally posted by Nitro

And Ray, it's "Give me a ping, Vasily... One ping only, please."

 

thats how it is if i translate movies into english..

 

i've actually never seen this movie in it's original version (which gives me a goal, btw) ..

but you got my point, however. a great scene. like all the onther ones

 

 

 

 

[parker lewis diary tape]

lazy asshat *WHACK* move it to TEH DVD-STORE!

[/parker lewis diary tape]

[Kuuki]

Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

Nope. Actually, it's the Mickey Mouse Club song translated into russian. Behold:

 

Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh, (Who's the leader of the band,)

Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus! (That's made for you and me?)

Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov, (M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E)

Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz! (Mickey Mouse--Donald Duck! Mickey Mouse--Donald Duck!)

 

Someone go check the freezer and see if Uncle Walt is turning over yet.

 

No, but if RFH was, he would XP

[Nitro]

"That joke was lamer then FDR's legs."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love Family Guy.

[Dr Edison 007]

Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

I'm very sorry, Dr. Edison, but we're going to have to kill you for that. It's a shame, really, because I've always enjoyed your inventions...

 

Yoink! Which means:

 

 

Welcome to Aresen, home of the electric sheep.

 

If you have to kill me, can I be buried alive or atleast burnt at a stake?

[Zoom Rabbit]

 

Wally the space dolphin devours you in one bite, then says he's really very sorry but he mistook you for a space tuna.

 

The ping quote in french: 'Veuilliez-vous sonner une ping, Vasily...une ping seule, s'il vous plait.'