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Jem

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Palm OS?... wierd.

 

 

 

Win 2000 Pro OWNS you all! Hahahahhaaaaa!

 

"If I turn out as WinME someone's going to be hurting... ahahahaha...

 

 

I tend to think of 95 as the older, dumber brother that no one wants (supports) anymore.

 

98, while with a better hairstyle and slightly bigger IQ, is just a few months away from the same status. 98SE is 98 with a makeover.

 

ME is the retarded, whiny brother than daddy (MS) is trying to kick out of the house but it won't leave yet!

 

2000 is the high school Football team captain - reliable, stable, has a bright future.

 

XP is that same football captain with extra padding that slows him down and protects him from idiots.

 

Linux is... well Linux.

 

What's a Mac?

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Originally posted by Jem

Just for the record: I happen to constantly defend and praise windows 95 for it's superiority among other OS regarding gaming.

 

Dammit! I made a silly mistake, Win 98SE was the OS I praise of all OS, not 95. Oh well, 95 is still great for classic gaming. :rolleyes:

 

My favourite question/answers are:

 

Q: When conversing at a party what is the most common response you get?

A: "Tell me more about your theory!"

 

Q: Your spouse complains about a large painting on your living room wall which is hanging crooked. Do you:

A: Tell him/her to go get you another beer.

:D

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Now that I agree with. When I buy myself a new hard drive I'm going to format 60B for 2000 Pro (or XP, whichever is easier to get a hold of) and 20GB for 98SE, just so I can play all my classic games on it - TIE Fighter, Red Alert... oh the possiblities! Man I can't wait to fire up TIE Fighter again!

 

Just realize that the 9x-platform Windows - 95, 98, 98SE, ME - are pretty much the same OS with better compatiblilities as the line goes on. Thank god they finally killed the line though.

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Im so ashamed

 

 

EDIT: I got to go to uni now so can someone fix that for me please :)

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