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Man, those shifty eyes again. Satanic female? I protest.

 

*ahem*

 

You all know about my world conquest schemes already. As I speak these words, armed skeletons are gathering outside the window nearest you, readying to slaughter you mercilessly.

 

Oh wait. Did I say that out loud? Oopsie.

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Yes!

 

I discovered recently that my skin comes off. And I'm developing a marked Spanish accent. And my piano and guitar can't play anything but slow, sultry tangos. I've got to get out of here. I've got to go after the one who got away. He's my only hope. Why am I trapped in the Land of the Living? Hijole! Where's the damned airship?

 

Something funny's going on here. And I don't mean "funny haha." What the hell did I do during my life to deserve this?

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