Thrawn Posted December 11, 2003 Posted December 11, 2003 (sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red- Nosed Reindeer) Stalin the Soviet leader, had a very big moustache. And if you ever insulted it, you would be bashed and lashed. All of the other Soviets, didn’t laugh or call him names. They didn’t want Comrade Stalin, to exile them in shame! Then one dreary Russian day, the allies came to say... “Stalin with your tanks so large,” won’t you join our war and charge? Then how the people loved him, as they shouted out with glee, Stalin the Soviet leader, you’ll go down in history! (as a mooncalf)
Keyan Farlander Posted December 11, 2003 Posted December 11, 2003 Thank God you came along with that song or I never would have gotten into the Christmas spirit!
Kylilin Posted December 11, 2003 Posted December 11, 2003 yes, thank you for wasting the two seconds I took reading the first two lines of that nonsense.
Wildstar Posted December 11, 2003 Posted December 11, 2003 Here's something I think most of you will find to be funnier: http://www.pquinn.com/fries
Thrawn Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 Look here you young whippersnappers (except you Keyan, you're older than dirt, like me:D) I've been posting here since before you even knew what an X-wing was! And besides, It took me an entire minute to write that song down! You would think I'd get a little appreciation for my artistic efforts. Geez!
Keyan Farlander Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Yeah, you try to spread a little Christmas cheer and all you get is crap. It's just like you take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that...
Gold leader Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Perhaps a little snow would get the less cheerful in the Christmas mood then:
Flying Beastie Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 I hereby lay claim to this smiley in the name of me. I can't take credit for this, as I found it on Usenet (posted by Anthony Nance): Oh, you better not browse, you better not spy, you better not post, I'm telling you why: Spam e-Claus is coming to town. He's making e-lists, He's mailing nine times, He's sending it to all people online. Spam e-Claus is coming to town. He sees you when you're chatting, He sees the sites you browse, He sees your posts to usenet groups, So he's found you now and how. So...you better not browse, you better not spy, you better not post, I'm telling you why: Spam e-Claus is coming to town. "Make yourself rich!" "Are you too small?" "Need money fast?", and that isn't all. Spam e-Claus is coming to town.
Commander 598 Posted December 13, 2003 Posted December 13, 2003 Since I haven't been here in...err... a while, I thought i'd drop by and say: Merry ****ing Christmas!!! A usual Louisiana Christmas: Anywhere from 30-40F, No Snow, Rain, and maybe ice(Usually Not). Its so hard to get in the Christmas spirit down here...
Thrawn Posted December 13, 2003 Author Posted December 13, 2003 That's tuff man. We've had Christmases where it was either 65 degrees or -25:D Very rarely do we every have a white Christmas though. I love the spam song!
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