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Thrawn

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(sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red- Nosed Reindeer)

Stalin the Soviet leader,

had a very big moustache.

And if you ever insulted it,

you would be bashed and lashed.

 

All of the other Soviets,

didn’t laugh or call him names.

They didn’t want Comrade Stalin,

to exile them in shame!

 

Then one dreary Russian day,

the allies came to say...

“Stalin with your tanks so large,”

won’t you join our war and charge?

 

Then how the people loved him,

as they shouted out with glee,

Stalin the Soviet leader,

you’ll go down in history! (as a mooncalf)

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Look here you young whippersnappers (except you Keyan, you're older than dirt, like me:D) I've been posting here since before you even knew what an X-wing was!

 

And besides, It took me an entire minute to write that song down! You would think I'd get a little appreciation for my artistic efforts. Geez!

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:darthxI hereby lay claim to this smiley in the name of me.

 

I can't take credit for this, as I found it on Usenet (posted by Anthony Nance):

 

Oh, you better not browse,

you better not spy,

you better not post,

I'm telling you why:

Spam e-Claus is coming to town.

 

He's making e-lists,

He's mailing nine times,

He's sending it to all people online.

Spam e-Claus is coming to town.

 

He sees you when you're chatting,

He sees the sites you browse,

He sees your posts to usenet groups,

So he's found you now and how.

 

So...you better not browse,

you better not spy,

you better not post,

I'm telling you why:

Spam e-Claus is coming to town.

 

"Make yourself rich!"

"Are you too small?"

"Need money fast?",

and that isn't all.

 

Spam e-Claus is coming to town.

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