Boba Rhett Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 The word is that WB is eyeing Beyonce Knowles for Lois Lane and Johnny Depp for Lex Luthor. WHY oh WHY did they not sign Selma Blair for Lois like they were planning to? Huh? Why?! I guess they wanna compete with the freight train of **** without brakes, more commonly known as Catwoman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 WTF nooo..nooo nooo there can only be bad things coming from this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Beyonce? I'd guess you'd have to be supeman around her, or else her ass would crush you. And as much as I like Johnny Depp... what the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 oh god Can't you hear it now?? A Superman song featuring Beyonce and some other Rapper..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 ladies and gentlemeeeennnn.. beyonce and .. vvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaanillaaaaaa IIIIIIIIICCEEEEEEE!! *crowd exploding* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 something grabbed a hold of me tightly, squeezed like a bear and **** me lightly. dont it ever stop Yo - till i say so Turn off the lights and It glows ice ice baby vanila ice was the coolest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 yeah. back inne days i had this live album of him .. hehehe. soooooo cool. they still play him on the radio stations sometimes and i can still to his crraaaazy fingermove.. yo. :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 Wait wait, Lois shall be played by none other than Whoopi Goldberg, Jimmy Olsen will have his shoes filled, (heh) by Lassie, The reanimated corpse of our dearly departed friend Jim Varney will don the cape of Supes, And Lex will be simultaniously be played by both Jay and Silent Bob, Oh and Perry White will now be a super intelligent bird that lives at the daily planet and gives out assignments - that just happened to accidentally injest kryptonite twenty seven years ago!!!1 This movie will write itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak Beyonce? I'd guess you'd have to be supeman around her, or else her ass would crush you. Uhm. What? Rhett, I'm not sure why the WB would want to compete with their own other train wreck, Catwoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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