TheOutrider Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 A: I have no idea what your talking about Q: Whats 458 x 78432 divided by 2 plus 4545 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Q: i heard of your kind before and i don't play your sick and twisted games. A: Why do i run away to a far away place where squrriels run free and birds are a big as trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant_kettch Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 why oh why haven't the mods closed this??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A:They probably want to see how long it will last? Q: Is the Patriot act for our protection or our opression? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: as long as it's not mine, i'm ok with it. And, how many times have i said this, lynky allows one gmae thread to be open at a time. Q: where's lynky anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediJohn Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: run away cuz he thought this wouldn't last long. Q : on my current posts per day how long will it take for me to get to 1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: slightly more than 100 days... Q: is Yoda a Wookiee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant_kettch Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: Without a doubt Q: When will everyone realize this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediJohn Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: now because you've told them (thanks Doomie for workin' out that math i'm not good at it) Q : which are cooler : rabbits or hamsters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant_kettch Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: rabbits... because of the evil bunny, muahahaha Q: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a triceratops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: A horny elephant! Q: If a tree fell in the woods and hit Jar Jar, and nobody was there to hear it, would anyone care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: The poor people would make food out of him so Yes they would care Q: What kind of food can you make out of Jar Jar with 5 dollars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: Somthing unhealthy, like McDonalds Bigmacs, only it wouldn't taste good! Q:WHY couldn't Bush catch Bin Laden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A. Because Bin Laden is an elusive B@$t@rd. Q. Why do humans have teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: For the mean bullies to play piano with Q: What makes the sound ugga-ugga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: A submirine during mating season! Q:what do you do if telitubbies come knocking on your door and starts begging "do you have any food? We'll work for FOOD!" ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: Kill them so everybody can finally rest in peace and you'll get elected president for killing them. Q: What do you do if a gay kid says hello to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: say "Let's just be friends" Q: what do you do if Saddam and Bin Laden got married and adopted a shaved ape baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: Call CPS and steal there baby. Q: What do you do if giant monkeys take over the Country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A: Air the movie "Planet of the apes" Q what do you do if the Obeisity problem gets so severe, walking has become a chore: we now rely on machines to do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 A: Walkings already a chore(just kidding0 Q: Whats the deal with gay people what makes them so fruity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 A: they are not fruity unless they eat fruit! Q:what do you do if a clone of HITLER came to power in the US? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 A: Hire a group of Deadly assassin chickens to kill him, if they don't succeed hire monkeys Q: If you had a rooster with 2 knives against a monkey with 3 guns against a rancor with a bathing problem who would win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipperthefrog Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 A: the rancor will eat the smaller animals and the smaller animals will shoot their way out from the inside! Q:what do you do if you get sent to prison with a bunch of man eating clowns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 A: Become a clown and beg for mercy Q: Why are you(kipperfrog) and me the only ones posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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