Lynk Former Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 I'm assuming from that last post that you haven't had sex before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Originally posted by Lynk Former I'm assuming from that last post that you haven't had sex before Obiously, it appears he thinks he's some "emperor" and that he says such great things that he needs to quote himself in his sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 an emperor of mild comic releaf or cheesy jokes? ahhh, Z, seems to always be makin fun of the noobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted April 18, 2004 Share Posted April 18, 2004 Found this. Looks like a realiable source to me. But at a press conference to mark the launch of the fifth film Attack Of The Clones, which premiered in London last night, Lucas said: "Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships. Hey, even Jedi need to "relieve some stress" after a hard day's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted April 18, 2004 Share Posted April 18, 2004 that's what masturbation's for... i would doubt that jedi would just rock up to a brothel though since they have morals and yada yada, it's a pretty fine line we're talking about here, what do they do, find some hot chick on bespin, screw her a couple of times then leave on some journey to the other side of the galaxy? XD lol. sounds fun but think about it... these are jedi's... men and women with principles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by Lynk Former find some hot chick on bespin, screw her a couple of times then leave on some journey to the other side of the galaxy? And with the jedi mind trick, the girls never say no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by ET Warrior And with the jedi mind trick, the girls never say no! ..........................................oh god, you have no idea how many times I've heard a Star Wars geek say something like that to me to try to impress me somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Lynk Former ..........................................oh god, you have no idea how many times I've heard a Star Wars geek say something like that to me to try to impress me somehow... People bring up Jedi sex with you? >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 i'm in a multimedia course, one half are art students, the other half are complete geeks... yes, there are some people who deserved to be stabbed with an icepick several hundred times who have said similar things to what ET Warrior said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Lynk Former i'm in a multimedia course, one half are art students, the other half are complete geeks... yes, there are some people who deserved to be stabbed with an icepick several hundred times who have said similar things to what ET Warrior said... Ah... I was thinking people just run up to you on the street and say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 So...are you saying ET deserves to be stabbed several hundred times with an icepick? *takes out icepick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinniX Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Yes! That is exactually what everyone is saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzyfreaker Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 we all be having the gooder grammers! Anyway, i know this is gonna bring up a whole THE EU IS NOT STAR WARS!!! conversation but... in the books when luke is starting his jedi academy, he does try to find some of the children of the jedi and there is actually a book based around it. So in conclusion, it's not "allowed" but it probably happens. And also if i happen to see a person making a pass at somebody using uhem... Jedi Techniques, could somebody send me an icepick? I live in singapore and they are illegal to buy because they are "weapons"? Well, i guess there's no need to sell icepicks here because theres never been any snow for the past 600 years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weiser_Cain Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 That's hilarious, are fists outlawed too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzyfreaker Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 No, although punching somebody in public is. Only like, whipping is allowed, and that's only in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Well Jedi werent allowed to love in the old order because having intercourses were like dirty and unpure to them and also there was no need for reproduction in the old order cuz there were plenty of jedi but after all the jedi were wiped out and years later Luke restores the order he probably changed the sex rule because there were a lot less of the jedi and gene wise if two jedis got together and had a child the force should be in that child as well. sry for the grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 *Bumpage* Ok, wtf?! "Sex is dirty and unpure" spoken like someone who only thinks of sex as icky because their school told them. Jedis could not have sex because love could lead to other emotions, stronger emotions like hate. (Yes, hate can come from love....) They say this in KotOR. Why the hell would Jedi think sex is unpure? Jedis value life, and sex is actually a beautiful thing, although, you wouldn't know, you are probably told by your teachers "Sex is bad, never have sex it is yucky" Just my 2 cents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 actually i have never heard a teacher say sex is bad and i dont know how love could lead to hate and sex IS dirty if you are doing it in 'magazines' or whatever. i know more than people think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 You certaintly do a good job of hiding it! Sex is not dirty unless it is MEANT to be dirty. Regular sex is beautiful.... some things though, which I won't say to burn your virgin ears, are dirty, but they aren't really sex.... I dunno who told you sex is dirty, but do me a favor and hit them..... Larz, I'm guessing you've never been in love? It does things with your mind, it ****s you up. When you have sex, you get even more attached to a person. Now, lets say your "lover" went and slept with another guy. How do you think you are gonna feel? That is why sex was not allowed, people can twist it so much and make it much more complicated then it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Originally posted by HalfSwedeLarz i dont know how love could lead to hate jealousy. Originally posted by HalfSwedeLarz and sex IS dirty if you are doing it in 'magazines' or whatever. ... yes, because jedi pose in porn magazines. hmmm... I wonder if sith use whips when they do the nasty <_<... that'd be nice.... XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 i am turning 14 you dont really have to hide anything and i like this girl ALOT but ever since something happened she hates me we used to be freinds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Originally posted by HalfSwedeLarz i am turning 14 you dont really have to hide anything and i like this girl ALOT but ever since something happened she hates me we used to be freinds Lets say you had sex with her (HAH!). You'd be mad at here... right? See? You are confused, you though you (puppy) loved here, but she doesn't like you any more. Naturally, if you were a Jedi, this could get in the way of your missions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 ah now i see but im not in puppy love trust me and i plan on keeping my V-card for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 the hell is a v-card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Cool it, everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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