The_One Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Bearded Swampies unite! Your time has come! The_One (and some other individuals who shall remain nameless - because they don't know about this yet) needs you, but more importantly I need your beards. If you don't have a beard, leave this thread NOW. This is not the place for you, or your smooth skinned face. Unless you have an acceptable covering of facial hair, you are not wanted in this thread. Sorry leXX, but you're gonna have to turn right round and head back out (unless those new drugs are having some unforseen side effects). Now that those inferior beings have left the building, you, my bearded friends must help me. I (and those "others" I mentioned before) am currently working on a project in which I am going to need access to your bearded areas. You can help me in one of 3 ways: 1. Take a high resolution, tasteful picture of your beard, showing it at its best - whether this be immersed in styling products, full natural or posed does not matter. Just capture your beard, and post it here. 2. Post up advice and tips on what makes your beard the beard it is - what you did to obtain your unique look, how you keep your beard in shape etc etc.. 3. Get out your pencils, open up paint, or fire up Photoshop and draw some concept art. Be inventive - if you had the capacity to grow any beard you could, what would it look like? If you're fancy, you could always Photoshop it, and model it yourself. Just come up with something original, that has not been attempted before. Make bearded history. Don't ask what this is for, you will see soon enough. I just need you to help me out here, and you are bound to be credited for your offerings. This is a serious project, and you can help me make it happen! Thanks P.S: I'm not drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 would this be above or below borders...im kidding but umm ive got a little soul patch growing cuz i shaved it but its not worthy to your standards so ill leave now...*hangs head in shame* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I want long hair and a goatee... *shamefully leaves thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Dammit, I'm trying to grow one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Just when I started to go shaved too....... Darn you and your pathetic timing, Dude. Oh well, there's always bowling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Ahem, it's bearded swampers . I don't have a beard and I shall not shamefully walk out! I have a right to... *gets kicked out of this thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted April 11, 2004 Author Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by obi-wan13 Just when I started to go shaved too....... Darn you and your pathetic timing, Dude. Oh well, there's always bowling. Obi, this is not 'Nam, this is beard growing - there are rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 wow. this may sound freaky, but a while ago I was thinking about starting a poll (as I like to do ) about beard growing. I have had a "trim beard w curtain" for 2 years. It instantly commanded respect from colleagues and clients. I was just too babyfaced prior to that, now I have becometh a man, sporting a beard worthy of a part in any LOTR film check out the beardage... mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Hey 'One', after having seen your boyish complexion in the pics thread, are you sure you actually can grow a proper beard(like mine ), or moreso an Ashton Kutcher pube job mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I...uh...can't really grow facial hair. Well, not really. I'm 19, and i've had to shave for more than a year now, but my facial hair grows REALLY slowly, and it's soft and so blonde you can't even see it. Which kicks ass because I only have to shave once a week at most!!! HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 .... What? The wonderful world of Google.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Tyrion What? *resists killer urge to photoshop the pic* GAH! It hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Tyrion .... What? The wonderful world of Google.. kinda looks like Red Green if anybody knows what i mean cuz its a canadian show and its mad funny cuz his secret weapon to anything is duct tape....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by obi-wan13 *resists killer urge to photoshop the pic* GAH! It hurts! Give in to the photoshop side Obi, it is your destiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I have no beard :/ But I was searching through old threads and found this: "Grow it, tame it, nourish it - a beard is your inner being, expressed through the medium of your chin. God gave you such a gift. Flaunt it." - The_One G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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