Genghis_Khan Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 (By the way Glaive, the bar is no more, it collapsed a couple of posts back. We're fighting outside the bar now) Genghis picks up the bar sign, creeps up behind Glaive, and smacks him around the head with it, knocking him out for three posts. Then he runs to find other people to whack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 (Glaive DG was out for two posts you can not make him out for more posts) Gudon wakes up and sneaks behind Genghis_khan and cracks hiis neck he is out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Yeah, I destroyed the bar by crashing my X-Wing into it. Anyway, Marta gets back out of the fat fryer, before gobbling down some french fries. Then, he takes a burger and hurls it at Monsieur Katarn. The he goes into bullet time (yes, I know it's not the Matrix, but I'm drunk, and I think that I am going uber slow). He spins up to a stunned Katarn, and smashes a cup of orange juice (1% Orange juice, 99% ice) into his face, knocking hiom out for 2 posts as he tries to swallow the ice cubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 Alright, Doomgiver woke up and found his eyes and then he uses his newly found wizard skills to group teleport everybody to a bar that's still intact. Then he makes a molotov cocktail from a beer bottle, his socks and his lighter and starts throwing them around. the bar is set on fire and marta, who was still standing, will run around in dispair for three posts because his back is burning, unless someone else pputs him out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 (I have not waken up yet because I can not but T10 I am Gudon not Katarn.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Marta stops running around temporarily, writes a note to Gudon, apologizing about the confusion between names, and continues running around in flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Doomgiver puts Marta out of his misery (sp?) by making him trip, causing him to fall into the toilet and then taking a piss on his head. By the way, have you guys seen it? i started a new RPG! join Droids everbody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullHW™ Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 *Trevor Kenobi walks in* Trevor : Thought you could start a fight without me, huh? Everybody : WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE! Trevor : Sorta what i expected you to say. *Draws out Thermal Detonator only to discover that it's a grapefruit, then kicks a nearby Grenolan in the @£$.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Doomgiver trips over marta's legs on the way out and bangs against trevor in his fall, knocking ém both out, but only trevor stays down for two posts cause he isn't a barfight veteran. (god i'm mean.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullHW™ Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 *still downed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 Doomgiver grabs a beer and sits down on trevor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullHW™ Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 *Trevor gets back up* Picks up Mr. Doomgiver and..... YES! HE DOES THE ULTIMATELY SUPREME MEGAGRAVITONIC CHOKESLAM! He's pinned now.....1.....2.... *referee cant remember what comes after 2* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 *this doesn't count as a post* so, i'm down for 2 posts now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullHW™ Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 yep. (doesnt count as post.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Gudon gets up and picks up a gun then shoots skull 3 times. 1 In the left shoulder 2 in the right shoulder 3 In the head but it missed. Skull is out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 *using the ancient martial art of chimpjitzu glaive summons a crack squad of monkey ninjas *sends monkey ninjas to attack Gudon *Gudon being attack by monkey ninjas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 And yes, DG is up again and he grabs a ninja-monkey by the tail and slings him around like a flail. Unfortuantly, the monkey's little monkey friend wasn't too happy about it and bit DG in the leg, causing him to fall with his head on the bar. OUCH! 2 posts again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Marta gets up and notices that everybody has been moved to a new bar. So, he get's a drink, and uses bullet time to drink it really cooly (is that actually a word?). Then, he uses bullet time again to pull off a really cool spin, and knock the empty glass into Glaives' face, kocking him down for a post, while he picks shards of glass out of his eye. Then, he does a cool flip over his head, and lands on...oh, there's nobody left to fight. So, he flips back and orders another drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 *doesn't count as a post* you forgot the chimpyitsu or whatever. there's still monkeys to fight. one of 'em just pured whisky on my face after peeing in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaebginn Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Yaeb Ginn steps out of his speeder with two hold out blasters in his two hands. He then shoots all the monkeys, drops one blaster and uses the other to pistol whip Glaive. He's now out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Gudon uses the anchaint art of SUPR STRNG BM ATTAK )Means SUPER STRONG BEAM ATTACK) and it flys around the area hitting people its first victem is yaeb. yaeb is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 And Doomgiver wakes up again, and grabs a table leg (with the table stil attached to it) and starts waving it around. he accidentally hits Gudon, who is now out for 1 post. (cause it was an accident, it didn't hit really hard. I just like to swing around entire tables) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Marta looks behind him. He sees that almost everyone has knocked themselves out, completely ignoring him. Smiling, he orders another drink, before grabbing the pistol off of the floor and using it to shoot the bartender. In the foot that is, not a killing blow. No. He's just out until he goes to hospital. Then, he gets a hosepipe, attaches it to the beer pump, and sprays it all around the room. He hits Doomgiver with a powerful stream of beer, knocking him over for 2 posts, while he picks himself up from the swimming pool that is the bar floor. Marta then drinks the beer, making it empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaebginn Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Yaeb Ginn wakes and grabs a bottle of potent Kashyyyk liquor. He beats T10/Marta in the face with it, and between the blow and the intake of the strong liquor, he is out for four posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Tale Kanisaki takes Yeab Ginn's head and bangs it off the bar counter. Yeab Ginn is out for 2 posts. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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