Hey everybody! let's start a bar fight!

[Genghis_Khan]

(By the way Glaive, the bar is no more, it collapsed a couple of posts back. We're fighting outside the bar now)

 

Genghis picks up the bar sign, creeps up behind Glaive, and smacks him around the head with it, knocking him out for three posts.

 

Then he runs to find other people to whack

[LukeKatarn]

(Glaive DG was out for two posts you can not make him out for more posts) Gudon wakes up and sneaks behind Genghis_khan and cracks hiis neck he is out for two posts.

[T10]

Yeah, I destroyed the bar by crashing my X-Wing into it. Anyway, Marta gets back out of the fat fryer, before gobbling down some french fries. Then, he takes a burger and hurls it at Monsieur Katarn. The he goes into bullet time (yes, I know it's not the Matrix, but I'm drunk, and I think that I am going uber slow). He spins up to a stunned Katarn, and smashes a cup of orange juice (1% Orange juice, 99% ice) into his face, knocking hiom out for 2 posts as he tries to swallow the ice cubes.

[Doomie]

Alright, Doomgiver woke up and found his eyes and then he uses his newly found wizard skills to group teleport everybody to a bar that's still intact. Then he makes a molotov cocktail from a beer bottle, his socks and his lighter and starts throwing them around. the bar is set on fire and marta, who was still standing, will run around in dispair for three posts because his back is burning, unless someone else pputs him out...

[LukeKatarn]

(I have not waken up yet because I can not but T10 I am Gudon not Katarn.)

[T10]

Marta stops running around temporarily, writes a note to Gudon, apologizing about the confusion between names, and continues running around in flames.

[Doomie]

Doomgiver puts Marta out of his misery (sp?) by making him trip, causing him to fall into the toilet and then taking a piss on his head. By the way, have you guys seen it? i started a new RPG! join Droids everbody!

[SkullHW™]

*Trevor Kenobi walks in*

 

Trevor : Thought you could start a fight without me, huh?

 

Everybody : WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!

 

Trevor : Sorta what i expected you to say.

 

*Draws out Thermal Detonator only to discover that it's a grapefruit, then kicks a nearby Grenolan in the @£$.*

[Doomie]

Doomgiver trips over marta's legs on the way out and bangs against trevor in his fall, knocking ém both out, but only trevor stays down for two posts cause he isn't a barfight veteran. (god i'm mean.)

[SkullHW™]

*still downed*

[Doomie]

Doomgiver grabs a beer and sits down on trevor.

[SkullHW™]

*Trevor gets back up*

 

Picks up Mr. Doomgiver and.....

 

 

 

YES! HE DOES THE ULTIMATELY SUPREME MEGAGRAVITONIC CHOKESLAM!

 

 

He's pinned now.....1.....2....

 

 

*referee cant remember what comes after 2*

[Doomie]

*this doesn't count as a post* so, i'm down for 2 posts now?

[SkullHW™]

yep. (doesnt count as post.)

[LukeKatarn]

Gudon gets up and picks up a gun then shoots skull 3 times. 1 In the left shoulder 2 in the right shoulder 3 In the head but it missed. Skull is out for two posts.

[Glaive v.1]

*using the ancient martial art of chimpjitzu glaive summons a crack squad of monkey ninjas

 

*sends monkey ninjas to attack Gudon

 

*Gudon being attack by monkey ninjas

[Doomie]

And yes, DG is up again and he grabs a ninja-monkey by the tail and slings him around like a flail. Unfortuantly, the monkey's little monkey friend wasn't too happy about it and bit DG in the leg, causing him to fall with his head on the bar. OUCH! 2 posts again.

[T10]

Marta gets up and notices that everybody has been moved to a new bar. So, he get's a drink, and uses bullet time to drink it really cooly (is that actually a word?). Then, he uses bullet time again to pull off a really cool spin, and knock the empty glass into Glaives' face, kocking him down for a post, while he picks shards of glass out of his eye.

 

Then, he does a cool flip over his head, and lands on...oh, there's nobody left to fight. So, he flips back and orders another drink.

[Doomie]

*doesn't count as a post*

 

you forgot the chimpyitsu or whatever. there's still monkeys to fight. one of 'em just pured whisky on my face after peeing in it...

[yaebginn]

Yaeb Ginn steps out of his speeder with two hold out blasters in his two hands. He then shoots all the monkeys, drops one blaster and uses the other to pistol whip Glaive. He's now out for two posts.

[LukeKatarn]

Gudon uses the anchaint art of SUPR STRNG BM ATTAK )Means SUPER STRONG BEAM ATTACK) and it flys around the area hitting people its first victem is yaeb. yaeb is out for 2 posts.

[Doomie]

And Doomgiver wakes up again, and grabs a table leg (with the table stil attached to it) and starts waving it around. he accidentally hits Gudon, who is now out for 1 post. (cause it was an accident, it didn't hit really hard. I just like to swing around entire tables)

[T10]

Marta looks behind him. He sees that almost everyone has knocked themselves out, completely ignoring him. Smiling, he orders another drink, before grabbing the pistol off of the floor and using it to shoot the bartender. In the foot that is, not a killing blow. No. He's just out until he goes to hospital.

 

Then, he gets a hosepipe, attaches it to the beer pump, and sprays it all around the room. He hits Doomgiver with a powerful stream of beer, knocking him over for 2 posts, while he picks himself up from the swimming pool that is the bar floor.

 

Marta then drinks the beer, making it empty.

[yaebginn]

Yaeb Ginn wakes and grabs a bottle of potent Kashyyyk liquor. He beats T10/Marta in the face with it, and between the blow and the intake of the strong liquor, he is out for four posts.

[Global Strike]

Tale Kanisaki takes Yeab Ginn's head and bangs it off the bar counter. Yeab Ginn is out for 2 posts. :jawa