RpTheHotrod Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 TEENAGERS LETTER TO A MOTHER A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst of a mothers premonitions, she takes the letter down and reads it with trembling hands: Dear Mom.... It is with great joy mixed with some sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, even with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that, Mom, I just found out that I'm pregnant and Achmed said that we will be very happy living up in his old trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's always been one of my dreams. We're just hoping Medical will pick up the tab because Achmed has had trouble getting a job because of his two felony convictions. I've also learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and so we'll be growing it for us and all his neat motorcycle gang friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and Ecstasy we may want. ...In the meantime, please be praying for science to find the AIDS cure and for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry, Mom, I'm 15 years old now, and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll come and visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: Hey, don't get all excited, Mom, it's really not true. I'm over at the neighbor's house ....but I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the High School's Report Card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 lol, that’s funny although i don't imagine the mother found it amusing. damn kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Siv lol, that’s funny No, really it's not funny. Not at all. And I tried dammit. I tried so hard to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Vogel Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by RpTheHotrod I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the High School's Report Card that's in my desk's drawer... This was the funniest bit...I am almost in shock at the preceding parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Would have been funnier if our teacher hadn't told us it on our last day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLG Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Pie™ Would have been funnier if our teacher hadn't told us it on our last day I Agree! But I think its still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 If the lower part had been cut out, it would have been lolz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 he he he. I found it funny because I have a cousin called ahmed... mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Heh, that was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 I should try that with my report card! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 It was somewhat funny, not as hilarious as the l337 LotR thread though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian Omega Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Funny and possibly efficient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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