Rogue Nine Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 Okay, so here's the deal. I landed a nice, cushy desk job at Verizon Wireless in New York for a few months. It's nice, easy work, processing phone orders and stuff. But sometimes it does get pretty tedious. I figured out a way past the IP firewall that blocks us from the internet, but it's still pretty limited in what I can do and where I can go. So I need you guys to keep me entertained while I'm at work. I know you can do it. Yar.
Redwing Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 But! Will you still be able to come down here for two weeks? o.o
Admiral Odin Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 more importantly will you pay us to entertain you?
Rogue Nine Posted July 21, 2004 Author Posted July 21, 2004 Redwing: Check #gundamstike on IRC. Admiral: No, but I can give you free phones.
Admiral Odin Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 Instead of phones how about your credit cards?
Rogue Nine Posted July 21, 2004 Author Posted July 21, 2004 No friggin' way. It's been nearly five years since you bastards started stealing my wallet and I'll be damned if I give in voluntarily now.
edlib Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 No money, eh? Bummer. I'm at work, too... but I've never had a problem connecting anywhere. Pretty lax (or relaxed) IT dept. as far as that goes. My boss is always downloading all kinds of stuff that I imagine would give somebody fits if they knew about it. Or maybe they already do, but don't care... Hmmm. I just might take you up on that free phone offer though... will they work with Cingular's service?
Admiral Odin Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 Guess that means we go back to stealling them. Funny thing is I'm going to be getting Verzion soon.
Rogue Nine Posted July 21, 2004 Author Posted July 21, 2004 Verizon is the devil. Go with T-Mobile. Why? T-Mobile has her. Verizon has him. Now I like JEJ as a good SW fan should, but Verizon can't keep up with the Joneses.
Admiral Odin Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 And I'm a Norse God. Besides I don't think T-Mobile will give me her if I go with them.
Rogue Nine Posted July 21, 2004 Author Posted July 21, 2004 We could off Michael Douglas together and share her.
edlib Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 Good luck with that, guys... I think Catherine Zeta Jones would rather have James Earl Jones. After all, he's an older guy, an actor, and she wouldn't have to change her last name. One family could cover all the mobile telecom commercials. They could start a dynasty,.. an empire even! And think of the kids they could have... gorgeous children with deep, powerful voices.
Admiral Odin Posted July 21, 2004 Posted July 21, 2004 Ok Niner, you being the stalking survalliance, I'll go do something else.
Keyan Farlander Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 I could give you a system of complex differential equations to solve. That should keep you pretty entertained. It always cracks me up with the eigenvalues turn out to be totally different from what I expected. Funny stuff...
Rogue Nine Posted July 22, 2004 Author Posted July 22, 2004 Sure, I go to work in an hour. Hit meh with summa them.
Ray Jones Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 hey. cathy is my sister, and before anyone gets a hold of her, there will be me. that means muddy slides for you all.
Keyan Farlander Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Sure, I go to work in an hour. Hit meh with summa them. How about an easy one to start with: dx/dt = 3x(t) - 2y(t) dy/dt = 2x(t) - 2y(t) Give the general solution to the system.
Ray Jones Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 now that's becoming an interesting thread. well done mr. farlander.
Kylilin Posted July 25, 2004 Posted July 25, 2004 dx/dt = 3x(t) - 2y(t) dy/dt = 2x(t) - 2y(t) the answer is: airplane
Commander 598 Posted July 26, 2004 Posted July 26, 2004 Give me one situation where the average American will actually need to use that.
Keyan Farlander Posted July 26, 2004 Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Commander 598 Give me one situation where the average American will actually need to use that. In the situation where aliens invade and execute everyone who cannot solve differential equations. Duh.
Rogue Nine Posted July 26, 2004 Author Posted July 26, 2004 Keyan: 1 598: Nothing. And I, uh, agree with Kylilin's answer.
edlib Posted July 26, 2004 Posted July 26, 2004 After reading Kylilin's answer, the first thing that came to mind was: "Oh, Stewardess... I speak Jive!"
Commander 598 Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Keyan Farlander In the situation where aliens invade and execute everyone who cannot solve differential equations. Duh. But wouldn't it be far simpler to remove the aliens from the equation?
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