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If you have played kotor and havent stopped from the moment you started it might be time to admit you have an addiction

 

and here is the very place you can stand up proud and say in front of everyone

 

My name is and i am addicted to kotor

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Yeah me too, I'm so addicted I put an alter ego of myself in the game as an Recruitable NPC, soon to be released! :D

 

Hi my name is RedHawke, and I'm an addict.

 

[small Crowd] Hi RedHawke [/small Crowd]

 

I'm so addicted to Bastila's cool lines on the temple summit.

 

 

That she says she would be completely and utterly yours... Master!

 

 

That I feel strange if I don't hear it at least once a day. :D

 

*Notices everyone staring in this direction... then phases quietly into hyperspace*

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Here is a sign you are addicted to KOTOR... you make your own versions of the Jedi or Sith codes. :eek:

 

My new Sith code;

 

Peace is a lie, there is only Passion.

Through Passion I gain Strength.

Through Strength I gain Power.

Through Power I gain Victory.

Through Victory, Bastila will be completely and utterly... Mine!

KOTOR and KOTOR:TSL shall free me! :D

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Originally posted by maverick187

LOL you really like Bastilla don't you lol

 

She is a really shapely set of pixels, I'll tell you! :D

 

And I'm not the only one remember Prime's quote;

 

Originally posted by Prime

Me and the B were ****ing like rabbits when I played...

 

So it's definately not only me! :D

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ok thankyou everyone for being so honest about your addiction

 

to my knowledge kotor has not killed anyone yet (in the real world) so being addicted isnt necessarily a bad thing

 

however i have come across some possible side affects from playing kotor to much

 

1) brain tumor from staring at the monitor for to long

 

possible solution try not to keep your face so close to the monitor

 

2)epileptic fit, for those who have epilepsy

 

sorry if you have epilepsy the only solution is not to play but as you have an adiction i doubt this will happen

 

3)No social life

 

however these forums have helped to deal with this problem a little

 

however it might be an idea to occasionaly turn off your machine and step out into the real world and meet real people

 

Warning : when leaving your home and entering the real world leave your lightsabres and force powers at home, as we dont want anyone being arrested for trying to kill someone with there light/darkside powers

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LOL! :D Those are good Aleggy!

 

Originally posted by Aleggy

Warning : when leaving your home and entering the real world leave your lightsabres and force powers at home, as we dont want anyone being arrested for trying to kill someone with there light/darkside powers

 

If I had force powers, like telekinesis, Killing someone is not very high on my list, one thing would be, and I can sum it up in two words;

 

Craps (You know that game with Dice, and 100 7's in a row = tons o'cash)

 

-and-

 

Roulette (That game with the spinning wheel and little white marble, red or black, yeah baby!)

 

And Jedi's can cheat at gambling, Qui-Gon did! :D

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Heh, Bastila!! I had that sad music creeping through me when she kissed me. It made me really horny...:D

 

The sad music was because I can't get a girlfriend, and I really want Bastila. She's mine I tell you, get your hands off her!!

 

*Sets booby traps around Bastila...messes with her boobs...*

 

:fett:

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Hi, I am jedi_5002 and I am addicted to KotOR and KotOR:TSL, and it hasn't come out yet (I am also addicted to nesting things in parens (I shouldn't, but I do (I just can't help myself (just like I can't help playing KotOR (and modding it)) (RedHawke knows what I'm talking about (Here I go again :eek: )))))

 

@RedHawke's Sith Code

Nice Sith Code. Now how about one for the Jedi Code?

[Homer]Mmmmmm... Bastila *drool*[/Homer]

 

@Aleggy's side effects

1) I don't keep my face that close to the monitor, so no worries.

2) I don't have epilepsy, so lucky me.

3) Stepping into the real world... :confused:... :eyeraise:? You mean...!?! STAR WARS ISN'T REAL!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *five minutes later*...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

@RedHawke's Things to do with the Force

Agree. I would break Vegas, and give lots of money to all of you. :D

 

@Majin Revan's protectiveness of Bastila

Disarm's booby traps, and rescues Bastila. She is very greatful, and assures me that she could have rescued herself. After some pointing out, that she most likely couldn't have, and that I am nicer than Majin Revan :p, she promises to be completely and utterly mine :drop2::D.

 

Fade out. *days later :D* Fade in. We leave you all to fight it out amongst yourselves :p.

 

:fett:

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Originally posted by jedi_5002

@RedHawke's Sith Code

Nice Sith Code. Now how about one for the Jedi Code?

 

There is no emotion, there is peace. :disaprove

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. :stick:

There is no passion, there is serenety. :yelhelp:

There is no chaos, there is harmony. :barf:

There is no death, there is the force. :worship:

 

Well you stumped me jedi_5002 the Jedi code is so lame it really can't be made into anything cool. :confused:

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ok i'm going to give the jedi code a bash

 

There is emotion and there is inner peace

 

There is ignorance but knowledge is not wisdom

 

There is passion and there is Bastila

 

There is life which is precious and cannot be replaced

 

Ultimately there is death and there is the force

 

 

 

 

Hope u like it

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here is another 'jedi' code for the people in this thread

 

 

 

There is emotion as i love Bastila

 

There is ignorance as other people think they love Bastila too

 

There is passion as i want Bastila

 

There is chaos as everyone else wants Bastila too

 

There is death to anyone who tries to take Bastila from me

 

 

 

hope u like this one

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Originally posted by RedHawke

^^^^

I agree FiEND... Now thats comedy! :D

 

[sigmund Freud]

 

Majin lets talk about your Bastila breast fixation. Do you have her running around in her underwear all the time in game?

 

[/sigmund Freud]

 

J/K Majin! :D

 

 

Well, I did...until she started getting hurt.

 

 

Originally posted by jedi_5002

@Majin Revan's protectiveness of Bastila

Disarm's booby traps, and rescues Bastila. She is very greatful, and assures me that she could have rescued herself. After some pointing out, that she most likely couldn't have, and that I am nicer than Majin Revan , she promises to be completely and utterly mine .

 

 

How dare you!!

 

*Recaptures Bastila, kills Jedi_5002, and f*cks Bastila...everyday!!*

 

:fett:

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Hello brothers and sisters of kotor anonymous it has come to my attention that there is another side affect from playing kotor

 

it would appear that many of our members have a fixation for bastila

 

there are 2 possible cures for this problem

 

 

1) get some therapy and come to terms with the fact that bastila is not a real person but a computer character in your game

 

 

2) get a girl/boyfriend (a real one in the real world) the sims do not count

 

 

if you find yourself fixating about any computer character in any game it may be helpful tpwards your mental health to seek out help from a therapist

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